STRAIGHT DIRRRTY

2010-01-26T09:32:00.001-08:00

Random Youtube Comments

2010-01-19T22:06:00.000-08:00

jxw137:
if you don't own a shiba, you dont know how amazing this is. its like asking god to perform miracles at your command.

sniper11235:
but shibas exist and god dusnt.

2010-01-19T13:56:00.000-08:00

2009-10-14T15:19:00.000-07:00

Count Von Count

2009-10-06T14:06:00.001-07:00

Boxing is Back

2009-10-04T20:42:00.001-07:00

HAHA is this real?

2009-09-20T20:16:00.001-07:00

One of the best Heavyweight Rounds ever

2009-09-07T19:50:00.001-07:00

Razor Ruddock's Sunday Punch: The Smash

2009-09-07T19:28:00.000-07:00

Even inspired the creators of Hajime No Ippo to give one of the characters that punch

NCAA Labor Day Plays

2009-09-07T16:32:00.000-07:00

Had the Bearcats earlier but didn't post it. Anyway going with Florida State. I think they can force Jacory Harris into a couple of big mistakes in the game. Harris will be a good college football quarterback but it might not be until later this year or next year. Ponder gets all of his offensive linemen back from last year so they should be able to put up some points.

FSU -5.5

Damn Demian Maia got jacked up

2009-08-30T13:02:00.001-07:00

UFC 102 Plays

2009-08-29T13:18:00.000-07:00

Antonio Nogueira vs Randy Couture
Couture may be the older man but I think he has more left in him than Nogueira. Mir just completely outclassed Nogueira in STRIKES. When did Mir ever become such a good striker?
Couture -175

Demian Maia vs Nate Marquardt
Ahhh the real main event. Marquardt is clearly the better striker but I think his ego will get the best of him and will try to grapple with Maia. Maia has the best Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu in the game. I see Maia winning in the 2nd round by submission.
Maia +160

Fantasy Files: Maurice Jones Drew

2009-08-23T12:27:00.000-07:00

The best

Can you be KTFO any worse than this?

2009-08-16T22:48:00.000-07:00

Goodbye 2008 NFL Season, Hello 2009 NFL Season

2009-08-11T22:23:00.000-07:00

WEC 42: Miguel Torres vs. Brian Bowles

2009-08-10T11:16:00.000-07:00

Just in case you missed it

2009-08-09T21:37:00.001-07:00

2009-08-09T19:55:00.000-07:00

Wow that's just not cool

NFL Hall of Fame Game

2009-08-09T15:59:00.000-07:00

If I was a betting man...

Too much Vince Young!!!
Tennessee Titans -3
Over 31.5

UFC 101 Picks

2009-08-07T23:47:00.000-07:00

Kenny Florian vs. BJ Penn
There is no question that Florian has improved since his last title fight. He has improved at every aspect but Penn is still on another level. Judging by the weighins it looks like Penn is in the best shape of his life. Penn will get to Florian with strikes and then finish him off with the rear naked choke and "Ken-Flo" falls short again.
BJ Penn -250

Amir Sadollah vs. Johny Hendricks
I honestly don't know anything about Hendricks except that he is a top notch wrestler. What I do know is that Sadollah is one tough and talented SOB. He has not fought since winning the Ultimate Fighter competition cause of injuries. I don't think the layoff will have much effect on him and the time off has helped him refine his skills. Amir catches Hendricks with a arm bar and ends the fight in 2 rounds.
Amir Sadollah -110

Greatest Celebration Ever

2009-08-06T10:59:00.000-07:00

Man A: Why are you smiling so much?
Man B: I was thinking about a special move but I couldn't get in.

Check out Lebron fart on Varejao

2009-08-03T15:24:00.000-07:00

Varejao's face is priceless

Only in Hollywood

2009-08-03T10:26:00.001-07:00

Random Guy: Hey do you guys got a cigarette?
Asian Guy: WTF? Do you want to get your ass kicked? Who the f*ck are you?

2009-08-03T09:13:00.000-07:00

Sometimes youtube comments are pretty funny

Eastcoastballer92 "is canada playing against italy? or Israel. because that looked like the cheapest shot ive ever seen. i thought they were playing against the jews"

2009-07-30T16:54:00.001-07:00

Hands down, Man down

2009-07-29T10:17:00.000-07:00

Leave this tactic to Mayorga

Manny Pacquiao vs. Miguel Cotto Promo

2009-07-25T00:41:00.000-07:00

The future of boxing...Manitas De Piedra (Little Hands of Stone)

2009-07-23T21:46:00.001-07:00

Fantasy Files: Joe Flacco

2009-07-23T09:47:00.001-07:00

It's that time again

Charles Barkley is the best

2009-07-22T14:33:00.001-07:00

2009-07-21T09:33:00.000-07:00

I hope he really is training hard for "Ken-Flo"

2009-07-18T20:55:00.000-07:00

Man A: He's hella good. I'll ask him out next time.
Man B: Dude WTH?

2009 NBA Playoffs Mix-It's Amazing

2009-07-18T20:52:00.000-07:00

The difference between Pride and UFC is...

2009-07-16T15:59:00.000-07:00

Just a little bit creepy

2009-07-13T11:17:00.001-07:00

R.I.P. Arturo "Thunder" Gatti

2009-07-12T22:33:00.000-07:00

R.I.P. Arturo "Thunder" Gatti
April 15, 1972 – July 11, 2009

UFC 100 Picks

2009-07-09T13:57:00.000-07:00

^that could be GSP

Frank Mir vs. Brock Lesnar
The rematch that everyone wanted to see. If Mir can get out of the 1st round and avoid Lesner's round 1 barrage he can definitely win this fight. Although Lesner was impressive vs. Couture he still looked like he was already tiring after the 1st round. Mir will be able to catch Lesnar and submit him. Mir is definitely more skilled all around but Lesnar has the huge strength advantage but like Mir said "the biggest bully doesn't always win".

Frank Mir +200

Georges St. Pierre vs. Thiago Alves
Alves will give GSP a run for his money. I don't think anyone else in the welterweight class can match GSP's strength other than Alves. Hughes wasn't able to take down Alves when he tried. I'm not saying Alves will definitely win but there is definitely a lot of value betting on him. There is basically no value betting on GSP at -300. The key to this fight will be how will Alves can defend GSP's takedowns. Alves has the far superior strikes and I can't see GSP trying to stand up with him.

Thiago Alves +260

Dan Henderson vs. Michael Bisping
I see this as a complete mismatch. Henderson is better in every category and I think Bisping is banking on Henderson getting "old" over night. Henderson is getting up there in age but he has not looked like he slowed down at all in his most recent fights. Bisping says he will be the first to knock out Henderson. I'd like to see whose the one looking up the ceiling at the end of the night.

Dan Henderson -220

Alan Belcher vs. Yoshihiro Akiyama
Finally we get to see Akiyama in the UFC. The UFC did him no favors by matching him up with the capable Belcher but he won't have enough for "Sexyama"!!! no homo

Yoshihiro Akiyama -230

Random Funny Posts from MyLifeIsAverage

2009-07-07T15:44:00.001-07:00

Haha I know you guys can relate to some of these

"Today, while hanging out with some friends, I made a witty observation. Everyone laughed. Later that day while around different people, I told the same joke as if I had never said it before, and got a similar reaction. MLIA."

"Today my dentist asked me if I floss. I haven't flossed in years but I told him I do every day. He told me he could tell. MLIA "

"Today, I decided it would be okay to wear the same clothes I wore yesterday because I will be hanging out with different people. MLIA"

"Today, I found myself looking at 90 photos on facebook of a person I had no clue who it was just because my friend was tagged in one of them. MLIA"

"Today at school I leaned back in my chair and it made a farting noise. I casually did it again so everybody would know it was the chair. MLIA"

Breakfast of Champions

2009-07-07T11:57:00.001-07:00

And yes he is one of my favorite players

4 more days until the UFC debut of Yoshihiro "Sexyama" Akiyama

2009-07-07T09:26:00.000-07:00

R.I.P. Steve McNair 2/14/73–7/4/09

2009-07-06T12:47:00.000-07:00

Stuff I would like to waste my money on: Soundwave MP3 Player

2009-07-06T09:07:00.000-07:00

The greatest transformer ever!!!

Jean-Claude Van Damme owns Steven Seagal

2009-07-05T20:18:00.000-07:00

JCVD

2009-07-05T20:09:00.000-07:00

The most legit Jean-Claude Van Damme movie to date. Check it out.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/jcvd/

2009-07-05T17:45:00.001-07:00

Hajime No Ippo

2009-07-01T10:13:00.000-07:00

Read from right to left

R.I.P. Alexis Arguello

2009-07-01T09:07:00.000-07:00

April 19, 1952 - July 1, 2009

Classic

2009-06-30T15:55:00.001-07:00

Man A: Foo I want to get a motorcycle. I don't know nothing about motorcycles but I know it gets the ladies
Man B: man...

Cristiano Ronaldo

2009-06-28T12:55:00.000-07:00

Not much of a Soccer fan but this is pretty amazing

Welcome to the Warriors Acieeeeeeeeeeeee Law

2009-06-27T22:00:00.001-07:00

Is Amare next???????

Real or Fake???

2009-06-19T14:46:00.003-07:00

Found this awesome Dumbleavy picture online

2009-06-17T16:12:00.001-07:00

That's what he gets. Hmmm Dunleavy or Amare.

Pulled his Harrington

2009-06-17T12:24:00.000-07:00

You are now famous Mr. Harrington

Straight Beast

2009-06-16T22:32:00.001-07:00

Random Prediction: Andrew Bynum will be better than Dwight Howard

2009-06-14T21:21:00.000-07:00

There I said it. Dwight Howard has no post moves and he can't go left. He is still young and still has a shot to learn but I think he just relies on his power. Bynum on the other hand has shown a soft touch and he has some pretty nifty moves. I don't think Howard will ever be someone that you can go to in the 4th quarter while Bynum can be a go to guy in the future when Kobe is done.

PLEASE DRAFT BRANDON JENNINGS

2009-06-14T20:54:00.001-07:00

"Q: What did you want to prove out there?

Jennings: "That I can run a team, that I'm a pure point guard. Everybody thinks I'm a shoot-first point guard but I'm really a pure point guard, a pass-first point guard.

Q: Did you do any shooting drills? How did you shoot it?

Jennings: I didn't shoot it pretty well. I was a little tired so the fatigue got to me a little bit.

Q: How is your shooting overall?

Jennings: It's OK, but it could be better. I'm not a great shooter, but I can score."

Yes!!! He understands that he is not a shooter

NBA Finals Game 5

2009-06-14T15:44:00.000-07:00

Orlando has certainly missed out on many opportunities that could have made this series 2-2 or even 3-1 them. They have one more good game in them and will at least bring this back to LA. Dwight Howard will have a huge game today and will put his team on his back or shoulders haha. I don't trust Orlando enough for them to give points so go with the money line.

1st Half Orlando -2
Orlando ML -165
Dwight Howard over 8 free throws -130
Hedo Turkoglu 4.5 more points than Trevor Ariza -140

HBO Boxing: Miguel Cotto vs. Joshua Clottey

2009-06-13T17:04:00.001-07:00

Miguel Cotto is my favorite fighter and this is a very risky fight for him. He took a beating from Margarito (illegal hand wraps or not) and I don't think anyone really knows if it damaged him in the short and long term. Clottey as we all know is a very durable fighter that keeps his hands up high and comes forward. He is somewhat like Winky Wright with the turtle shell defense but less technical. I can see Clottey giving Cotto problems toward the later rounds but I think Cotto will realize early on that he will have to box at a patient pace. Cotto will not be able to knock out the durable Clottey and he will have to rely on his foot work and jab to control the fight. The only way I see Clottey winning is if he wears Cotto down and KO/TKO's him. I think a good way to bet this fight is to take Cotto by decision and also to protect yourself with a Clottey by KO bet. I think either way you come out with a profit unless something dramatic, like a bad cut that stops the fight.

Miguel Cotto by Decision -105 2 units
Joshua Clottey by KO +700 1 unit

If Cotto wins by decision you end up winning 1 unit. If Clottey wins by KO you end up winning 5 units.

NHL Stanley Cup Game 7

2009-06-12T16:08:00.000-07:00

There is honestly too much value in Pitts +180 to not take. The game will probably be decided by one goal.

Pittsburgh Penguins +180
Under 5.5
1st Quarter under 1.5 goals

NBA Finals Game 4

2009-06-11T16:57:00.000-07:00

If I was a betting man...

Lakers ML
Lakers +2.5
Under 201

Why?

"I can get off at any time."
-Kobe

Corey Maggete's dream

2009-06-10T13:33:00.000-07:00

My dream is for you to be traded

Kobe Bryant-Still the NBA's best closer

2009-06-09T23:00:00.000-07:00

Why are people that post in forums so stupid? After Kobe misses a couple of free throws and turns the ball over they make stupid comments like "Kobe is not a good closer". Well here you go.

NBA Finals Game 3/NHL Stanley Cup Game 6

2009-06-09T11:55:00.000-07:00

If I was a betting man...

Orlando does a pretty good job of coming back home after a loss and winning the next game. I think they win by 1 or 2 in a close game.

Orlando ML -170
Over 198

The Red Wings win again and are the 2009 Champions
Red Wings ML +115

I'm so excited I just can't hide it

2009-06-09T10:35:00.001-07:00

I don't know why but this scene always cracked me up

Kobe Bryant Ankle Insurance

2009-06-09T09:04:00.001-07:00

Hate him or love him, pretty funny either way

ICHIRO IS THE MAN

2009-06-08T14:01:00.000-07:00

I don't normally care about baseball but I think Ichiro deserves a post.

This is what a Tiger Knee would look like in real life

2009-06-08T10:08:00.000-07:00

Dwight Howard vs. Kobe/Lebron

2009-06-07T17:38:00.000-07:00

Dwight Howard 1
Kobe/Lebron 0

NBA Finals Game 2/WEC Featherweight Championship

2009-06-07T12:25:00.000-07:00

God I hate that guy

If I was a betting man...

Orlando Magic +6.5
Over 202

I don't think Orlando is going to shoot around 30% again.

Mike Brown -110 over Urijah Faber

Too powerful and skilled for Faber once again

Basketball Quotes

2009-06-04T21:46:00.000-07:00

Man A: Get big fa**ot
Man B: What the hell?

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Man A: Get in better position
Man B: It was too late, he was already in. Wait..no homo

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Man A: What the f*ck?
Man B: You want to play street, we can play street (bumps other kid)

NBA Finals Game 1/NHL Finals Game 4

2009-06-04T15:19:00.001-07:00

If I was a betting man...

Lakers -6 (black mamba is too focused)
Under 206
Red Wings +130 ML
Under 5.5 (Defense Defense Defense)

Vegas Wins

2008-11-17T09:14:00.000-08:00

iPhone Ocarina Application ( DOPEness )

2008-11-11T14:42:00.001-08:00

Apple vs. PC (Japanese Version)

2008-10-28T14:25:00.001-07:00

Cooley's Fantasy Football Draft

2008-10-15T18:28:00.000-07:00

Colt Brennan: I pick Lendale White (Round 1)
Chris Cooley: That's a gayyyyy pick.

Marky Mark

2008-10-06T10:03:00.001-07:00

HAAHAH WTH?!?

2008-09-17T15:58:00.000-07:00

NBA [Nothin' But All-Stars] - YRC [This Sh*t Ain't Funny]

2008-09-16T22:58:00.000-07:00

ITS PLAYTIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

2008-09-07T09:26:00.001-07:00

SPIDER-MAN TD CELEBRATION

2008-09-03T11:51:00.001-07:00

FIRESTARTER

2008-08-22T14:43:00.000-07:00

Man A: If I paid you 100 dollars, would you whack off to gay porn?
Man B: Yea but I don't think my cac could get hard? even if I strokin like mad
Man A: Haha
Man B: Prob start a fire before it get hard

CHAMPIONSHIPPPPPPPPPPPP

2008-08-19T09:14:00.001-07:00

Found this in a random fantasy football forum

Man A: Lets name other football players that could be named after Transformers. Okay we all know Calvin Johnson is Megatron. I say Santonio Holmes is Bumblebee cause he's black and yellow.

Man B: Terrell Owens is Starscream then cause he's a whiny b*tch.

BEAST

2008-08-18T11:44:00.000-07:00

HELLA IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER

2008-08-18T10:48:00.000-07:00

Stripper: Wait, what are you doing? (while Man A takes a sniff)
Man A: Uh, smelling your c*nt.
Stripper: Oh okay. (continues to do her thang)

BRANDON MARSHALL'S RESPONSE TO PACMAN

2008-08-14T09:08:00.002-07:00

“He’s nowhere near T.O.,” Jones said. “He’s a good athlete, but he ain’t on T.O.’s level. T.O. is 10 times faster and 10 times bigger. I wouldn’t say he’s nowhere near T.O.”

2008-08-14T09:08:00.001-07:00

CHRISTIAN THE LION

2008-08-06T14:39:00.001-07:00

DAMN SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Q

LOL

2008-07-14T10:00:00.000-07:00

Gotta love Artest

Never Use Mi-Deng Again

2008-07-07T10:47:00.000-07:00

Vietnamese girl: Watch out the mi-deng is coming. (In Vietnamese)
Man: What? I know I'm Mi-Deng. Don't hate.

The Monta Ellis Era Begins

2008-07-01T20:34:00.000-07:00

SWIRL CULTURE

2008-06-30T08:43:00.000-07:00

If you're a fan of yogurt or just want a place to hang, go check it out.

http://www.swirlculture.com/

1400 Grant St
(between Green St & Union St)
San Francisco, CA 94133

http://www.swirlculture.com/SC_Promo_card.pdf (Special Offer)

Mean Girls

2008-06-27T14:58:00.001-07:00

Girl A: I was on the phone with him and he said that he can visit me on Tuesday Wednesday or Thursday and I said hmmm Thursday sounds good and he said. Hmm... you can pick two days, it was like someone telling me I can pick two desserts. I had to think about it.
Man A: Hahah you consider him as good a dessert.
Girl A: Mmm no it's more like.. I want two desserts but I will regret it after eating the second because I would be too full.
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Girl A: You know what she told me yesterday? She said she use to be anorexic. Haha, I thought you might get a really good kick out of that.
Girl B: HAHA!!! she must have found a really good cure for it.

Haha

2008-06-22T20:23:00.000-07:00

Cop: Why do you go to the most lit corner to go pee? Do you like to see your shadow or something?
Man A: Um...
Man B: We are all student trying to graduate, we aren't bad kids.
Cop: What major are you guys?
Man B: We're finance majors.
Cop: WTF is finance. Oh you guys all in college? Oh you guys are on the 5 year plan right? or is it the 7 year plan.
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Man A: Man, you know whenever we go anywhere that guy has to say stupid sh*t to be the center of attention.
Man B: Whatever fool, he looks like the type to jerk off than immediately cry after he's finished.

Edwin Valero Knockouts

2008-06-22T17:02:00.000-07:00

Is he for real?

Joke Of The Day

2008-06-19T14:53:00.000-07:00

Haha my co-worker sent this to me...

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.

Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr. Chang.

So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said 'OK take off all your crose. ' The woman did as she was told. 'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.' Again the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.' So she did.
Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said 'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary disease.
Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.' Worried the woman asked anxiously 'Oh my God Dr.Chang what is Ed Zachary Disease ?'
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your butt.'

Contract Karma (Baron Davis)

2008-06-17T10:04:00.000-07:00

The Future Of Boxing

2008-06-15T18:05:00.000-07:00

BOM=MULE

2008-06-11T09:46:00.001-07:00

B0mbasaur: ann and i went all the way to trader joes on coleman
B0mbasaur: haha
B0mbasaur: fuck had to carry back hella groceries though
B0mbasaur: i felt like a mule
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da DongSong: she has a black hubby or something
da DongSong: there's no close up of his back weiner
Straight Dirrrty: haha
Straight Dirrrty: sth u wuold say that aobut her black hubby

Paul "The Punisher" Williams vs. Carlos Quintana II

2008-06-08T22:59:00.000-07:00

Damnnnnnnnnnnnn

Tribute To The Great Erik Morales

2008-06-05T19:42:00.000-07:00