Cooley's Fantasy Football Draft
October 15, 2008
at
6:28 PM
Colt Brennan: I pick Lendale White (Round 1)
Chris Cooley: That's a gayyyyy pick.
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FIRESTARTER
August 22, 2008
at
2:43 PM
Man A: If I paid you 100 dollars, would you whack off to gay porn?
Man B: Yea but I don't think my cac could get hard? even if I strokin like mad
Man A: Haha
Man B: Prob start a fire before it get hard
Man B: Yea but I don't think my cac could get hard? even if I strokin like mad
Man A: Haha
Man B: Prob start a fire before it get hard
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CHAMPIONSHIPPPPPPPPPPPP
August 19, 2008
at
9:14 AM
Found this in a random fantasy football forum
Man A: Lets name other football players that could be named after Transformers. Okay we all know Calvin Johnson is Megatron. I say Santonio Holmes is Bumblebee cause he's black and yellow.
Man B: Terrell Owens is Starscream then cause he's a whiny b*tch.
Man A: Lets name other football players that could be named after Transformers. Okay we all know Calvin Johnson is Megatron. I say Santonio Holmes is Bumblebee cause he's black and yellow.
Man B: Terrell Owens is Starscream then cause he's a whiny b*tch.
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HELLA IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER
at
10:48 AM
Stripper: Wait, what are you doing? (while Man A takes a sniff)
Man A: Uh, smelling your c*nt.
Stripper: Oh okay. (continues to do her thang)
Man A: Uh, smelling your c*nt.
Stripper: Oh okay. (continues to do her thang)
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BRANDON MARSHALL'S RESPONSE TO PACMAN
August 14, 2008
at
9:08 AM
“He’s nowhere near T.O.,” Jones said. “He’s a good athlete, but he ain’t on T.O.’s level. T.O. is 10 times faster and 10 times bigger. I wouldn’t say he’s nowhere near T.O.”
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Never Use Mi-Deng Again
July 7, 2008
at
10:47 AM
Vietnamese girl: Watch out the mi-deng is coming. (In Vietnamese)
Man: What? I know I'm Mi-Deng. Don't hate.
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SWIRL CULTURE
June 30, 2008
at
8:43 AM
If you're a fan of yogurt or just want a place to hang, go check it out.
http://www.swirlculture.com/
1400 Grant St
(between Green St & Union St)
San Francisco, CA 94133
http://www.swirlculture.com/SC_Promo_card.pdf (Special Offer)
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Mean Girls
June 27, 2008
at
2:58 PM
Girl A: I was on the phone with him and he said that he can visit me on Tuesday Wednesday or Thursday and I said hmmm Thursday sounds good and he said. Hmm... you can pick two days, it was like someone telling me I can pick two desserts. I had to think about it.
Man A: Hahah you consider him as good a dessert.
Girl A: Mmm no it's more like.. I want two desserts but I will regret it after eating the second because I would be too full.
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Girl A: You know what she told me yesterday? She said she use to be anorexic. Haha, I thought you might get a really good kick out of that.
Girl B: HAHA!!! she must have found a really good cure for it.
Man A: Hahah you consider him as good a dessert.
Girl A: Mmm no it's more like.. I want two desserts but I will regret it after eating the second because I would be too full.
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Girl A: You know what she told me yesterday? She said she use to be anorexic. Haha, I thought you might get a really good kick out of that.
Girl B: HAHA!!! she must have found a really good cure for it.
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Haha
June 22, 2008
at
8:23 PM
Cop: Why do you go to the most lit corner to go pee? Do you like to see your shadow or something?
Man A: Um...
Man B: We are all student trying to graduate, we aren't bad kids.
Cop: What major are you guys?
Man B: We're finance majors.
Cop: WTF is finance. Oh you guys all in college? Oh you guys are on the 5 year plan right? or is it the 7 year plan.
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Man A: Man, you know whenever we go anywhere that guy has to say stupid sh*t to be the center of attention.
Man B: Whatever fool, he looks like the type to jerk off than immediately cry after he's finished.
Man A: Um...
Man B: We are all student trying to graduate, we aren't bad kids.
Cop: What major are you guys?
Man B: We're finance majors.
Cop: WTF is finance. Oh you guys all in college? Oh you guys are on the 5 year plan right? or is it the 7 year plan.
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Man A: Man, you know whenever we go anywhere that guy has to say stupid sh*t to be the center of attention.
Man B: Whatever fool, he looks like the type to jerk off than immediately cry after he's finished.
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Joke Of The Day
June 19, 2008
at
2:53 PM
Haha my co-worker sent this to me...
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.
Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr. Chang.
So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said 'OK take off all your crose. ' The woman did as she was told. 'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.' Again the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.' So she did.
Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said 'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary disease.
Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.' Worried the woman asked anxiously 'Oh my God Dr.Chang what is Ed Zachary Disease ?'
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your butt.'
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.
Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr. Chang.
So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said 'OK take off all your crose. ' The woman did as she was told. 'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.' Again the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.' So she did.
Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said 'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary disease.
Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.' Worried the woman asked anxiously 'Oh my God Dr.Chang what is Ed Zachary Disease ?'
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your butt.'
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BOM=MULE
June 11, 2008
at
9:46 AM
B0mbasaur: ann and i went all the way to trader joes on coleman
B0mbasaur: haha
B0mbasaur: fuck had to carry back hella groceries though
B0mbasaur: i felt like a mule
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da DongSong: she has a black hubby or something
da DongSong: there's no close up of his back weiner
Straight Dirrrty: haha
Straight Dirrrty: sth u wuold say that aobut her black hubby
B0mbasaur: haha
B0mbasaur: fuck had to carry back hella groceries though
B0mbasaur: i felt like a mule
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da DongSong: she has a black hubby or something
da DongSong: there's no close up of his back weiner
Straight Dirrrty: haha
Straight Dirrrty: sth u wuold say that aobut her black hubby
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COOKIE MONSTER
May 26, 2008
at
7:43 PM
Girl A: I saw this fat girl wearing a hello kitty costume. It was.... scary looking on her, it looked like hello kitty ate her.
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Random Jamarcus: Hey Girl, you're like a cookie (chocolate chip) cause I see your beauty mark. (while pulling girls arm and points to his eye referring to her beauty mark)
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BUY ME
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Random Jamarcus: Hey Girl, you're like a cookie (chocolate chip) cause I see your beauty mark. (while pulling girls arm and points to his eye referring to her beauty mark)
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BUY ME
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The Office (Japanese Version)
May 18, 2008
at
11:31 AM
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lOu is k0ol: man he looks hella weird
lOu is k0ol: he is hella short
lOu is k0ol: but his bottom half
lOu is k0ol: is like hella huge
Straight Dirrrty: damn that was homo
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Tashard Choice (Cowboys) Pregame Hype
May 13, 2008
at
11:08 AM
If you guys need motivation or to get hyped up, here's the video to watch. Ed Reed's got nothing on Tashard Choice (sorry Digital).
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Chino Rockwell Presents: Fight Club's Greatest Hits
May 8, 2008
at
10:50 AM
Bringing it back old school
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da DongSong: dongers charm took over
b0mbasaur: hahaha gth
da DongSong: hahahahh
b0mbasaur: it is pretty charming
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aimkit patel: sigh love is beautiful
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da DongSong: dongers charm took over
b0mbasaur: hahaha gth
da DongSong: hahahahh
b0mbasaur: it is pretty charming
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aimkit patel: sigh love is beautiful
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Yahoo ANSWERS knows ALL!!!
at
10:00 AM
I was bored at work and contemplating some things so of course I logged into the Yahoo Answers page. I came up with this and don't ask me what I was searching for originally. STFU!!!
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HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO
May 5, 2008
at
2:51 PM
Man A: So are you sad about the situation?
Girl A: I have a small feeling of sadness in my heart but it might be heartburn.
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-_-
April 24, 2008
at
3:30 PM
Black Lady: I love oriental food! Sometimes I eat a whole catfish and his eyeball is staring right at me. And I'm just like, you can keep staring but that's not going to stop me from eating you.
Man A: Um...Okay
Man A: Um...Okay
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GO WARRIORS!!! BEAT DENVER!!! WE BELIEVE!!!
at
9:53 AM
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Man A: Damnit Tim Duncan is sooooo good. I wish the Warriors had someone like him. It's so hard to find talented big men these days.
Girl A: I found my talented big man.
Man A: OH man that was good haha.
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HUMP DAY
April 2, 2008
at
10:34 AM
Man A: So are you going to be a free man tomorrow night?
Man B: I don't know. So..am I going to be a free man tomorrow night?
Girl A: DO WHATEVER YOU WANT!!!
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TaliWackerr: dude get your pants
TaliWackerr: and pay me
TaliWackerr: you think i want you to look steezy with your new pants
TaliWackerr: i jus want my moneyz
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Boss Man: You got any of those big rubbers?
Girl A: Like these?
Boss Man: Yeah! Now I got a hand full of rubbers.
Girl A: You want bigger ones?
Boss Man: I'm not that proud.
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Man A: Your pants are at my house. When do you want to pick them up?
Man B: Dude what the hell?!?!?
Man C: The NEW pants that he bought me!
Man B: Well, it still sounded gay.
Man B: I don't know. So..am I going to be a free man tomorrow night?
Girl A: DO WHATEVER YOU WANT!!!
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TaliWackerr: dude get your pants
TaliWackerr: and pay me
TaliWackerr: you think i want you to look steezy with your new pants
TaliWackerr: i jus want my moneyz
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Boss Man: You got any of those big rubbers?
Girl A: Like these?
Boss Man: Yeah! Now I got a hand full of rubbers.
Girl A: You want bigger ones?
Boss Man: I'm not that proud.
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Man A: Your pants are at my house. When do you want to pick them up?
Man B: Dude what the hell?!?!?
Man C: The NEW pants that he bought me!
Man B: Well, it still sounded gay.
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DEREK FISHER IS A D-BAG/FLOPPER
March 25, 2008
at
10:31 AM
I couldn't find a video of this D-bags flops but this video will have to do. I really do hate this stupid @ss f*cken donkey butthole eater.
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Mike Tyson's Pro Debut
March 23, 2008
at
2:11 PM
Look at that vicious body attack =/
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Man A: Shut up, I want to hear Dennis sing (rock banding).
Man B: Dude, you are such a groupie.
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HAPPY HAPPY FRIDAY
March 21, 2008
at
9:58 AM
It has been brought to my attention that I am losing readers(Nhon) due to my lack of updates. Sorry I forgot what was more important to me.
Blog > Work
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Girl A: He acted like every time we did it, God would strike him with a lightning bolt.
Man A: HAHAHAHHAHAHA
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KOOLAID MARONEY
March 19, 2008
at
10:52 AM
Found an article on Laurence "Koolaid" Maroney of the New England Patriots. One of his favorite quotes on his face book is
"Your @ss backwards if you chase h*es, chase the cheese they come with the sh*t.”
You gotta love these young athletes.
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Man A: I workin out my abs so when u wrap ur arms around me you'll pop a boner
"Your @ss backwards if you chase h*es, chase the cheese they come with the sh*t.”
You gotta love these young athletes.
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Man A: I workin out my abs so when u wrap ur arms around me you'll pop a boner
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Happy Hump Day
March 12, 2008
at
11:18 AM
Man A: I'm trying to figure out if my devastating attraction to females is more physiological or psychological.
Man B: Haha, work is messing you up.
Man A: Haha I'm not gonna lie, I think hella dirty thoughts while the controller is explaining sh*t to me. I hella zone out and just think about boning hella b*tches. I hella mask my insanity there.
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AHHAHA I found this online
Black lady: Listen, you camel jockey, I don't care what you say, you was wrong to do that!
Middle Eastern man: Oh, shut up, you stupid n***a! I'm tired of hearing your sh*t! Go f*ck yourself!
Black woman passerby: Oh my god, who the hell are you to be talking to my beautiful black sister like that?! You ain't got no right to talk to anybody black like that!
Black lady: B*tch, who the sh*t are you? Don't be talkin' to my husband like that!
Man B: Haha, work is messing you up.
Man A: Haha I'm not gonna lie, I think hella dirty thoughts while the controller is explaining sh*t to me. I hella zone out and just think about boning hella b*tches. I hella mask my insanity there.
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AHHAHA I found this online
Black lady: Listen, you camel jockey, I don't care what you say, you was wrong to do that!
Middle Eastern man: Oh, shut up, you stupid n***a! I'm tired of hearing your sh*t! Go f*ck yourself!
Black woman passerby: Oh my god, who the hell are you to be talking to my beautiful black sister like that?! You ain't got no right to talk to anybody black like that!
Black lady: B*tch, who the sh*t are you? Don't be talkin' to my husband like that!
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Random Joke
March 7, 2008
at
4:05 PM
A man was happily driving along in his car late one Saturday night when a cop pulled him over. The policeman walked up to him and asked, “Have you been drinking, sir?”
Confused, the man replied, “Why? Was I weaving all over the road?”
“No,” said the policeman. “You were driving splendidly. It was the incredibly ugly girl in the passenger seat that gave you away.”
OUCH
Confused, the man replied, “Why? Was I weaving all over the road?”
“No,” said the policeman. “You were driving splendidly. It was the incredibly ugly girl in the passenger seat that gave you away.”
OUCH
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FLUFFYNESS
March 5, 2008
at
1:30 PM
Man A: Dude, can I borrow some of your fluff?
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Man A: Not your fault your a stud.
Man B: Haha that was incredibly homo.
Man A: Don't act like that didn't make you feel good.
Man B: ...Haha sth
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Man A: Not your fault your a stud.
Man B: Haha that was incredibly homo.
Man A: Don't act like that didn't make you feel good.
Man B: ...Haha sth
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LIVE BLOGGING FROM VEGAS
February 28, 2008
at
1:57 PM
Man A: Dude you hella look like Neyo but better looking.
Man B: Um thanks.
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Man A (talking to another guy): I'm not going to lie but your dance right now just made me hella horny, no homo.
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CHITOWN'S FINEST
February 27, 2008
at
2:35 PM
DMV Woman (Chicago): Is Christine Win Yin Tam your name?
Christine: Yes
DMV Woman: Are you a citizen?
Christine: Yes
DMV Woman: Was Christine your name when you became a citizen? What does your middle name mean?
Christine: Oh I'm not too sure actually.
DMV Woman: You should find out. It could mean little flower or something. You should ask your mother.
Christine: Yea I should...
OWNAGE
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Straight Dirrrty: why hello there brother
TaliWackerr: your brother status is on hold right now
Straight Dirrrty: wtf
Straight Dirrrty: i guess your life is on hold then
TaliWackerr: f*ck you
Straight Dirrrty: that's cool that you would say that to your older brother
TaliWackerr: like i said your brother status is now on hold
TaliWackerr: you'll get it back
TaliWackerr: in a day
TaliWackerr: maybe a month
TaliWackerr: maybe a year
TaliWackerr: maybe never
Straight Dirrrty: whatever
Straight Dirrrty: im sth
TaliWackerr: about what
Straight Dirrrty: about brotherhood
TaliWackerr: ive decided that i will let you back into my life
TaliWackerr: dont take me for granted anymore
Straight Dirrrty: haha ok
Christine: Yes
DMV Woman: Are you a citizen?
Christine: Yes
DMV Woman: Was Christine your name when you became a citizen? What does your middle name mean?
Christine: Oh I'm not too sure actually.
DMV Woman: You should find out. It could mean little flower or something. You should ask your mother.
Christine: Yea I should...
OWNAGE
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Straight Dirrrty: why hello there brother
TaliWackerr: your brother status is on hold right now
Straight Dirrrty: wtf
Straight Dirrrty: i guess your life is on hold then
TaliWackerr: f*ck you
Straight Dirrrty: that's cool that you would say that to your older brother
TaliWackerr: like i said your brother status is now on hold
TaliWackerr: you'll get it back
TaliWackerr: in a day
TaliWackerr: maybe a month
TaliWackerr: maybe a year
TaliWackerr: maybe never
Straight Dirrrty: whatever
Straight Dirrrty: im sth
TaliWackerr: about what
Straight Dirrrty: about brotherhood
TaliWackerr: ive decided that i will let you back into my life
TaliWackerr: dont take me for granted anymore
Straight Dirrrty: haha ok
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Declaration Of Romantic Intent
February 25, 2008
at
10:43 AM
Score some points with this
http://www.bureauofcommunication.com/compose/romanticintent
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Man A: We should just matchup with someone we are equal to.
Man B: Nah man, that never works. We've done it plenty of times.
Man C: Hey _____, you can match up with that dog (points at dog).
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Man A: Man that guy is overrated, he only had sex two times in his life and he thinks he's all cool. OVERRATED!!! OVERRATED!!!
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REPLAY
at
10:02 AM
"In a devastated world by men, the only glimpse of hope is the memory of a forgotten past. But be careful not to let your dreams control your mind..."
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...
February 19, 2008
at
3:27 PM
Man A: He doesn't have that much pubic hair.
Man B: WTF that's hella gay, how would you know?
Man A: I just know ok
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Man A: Damn I thought your calves were bigger but I guess not.
Man B: WTF that's hella gay, how would you know?
Man A: I just know ok
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Man A: Damn I thought your calves were bigger but I guess not.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR. VALENTINE (NGHIA)
February 14, 2008
at
10:57 AM
Happy Birthday Mr. Nghia Nguyen. I hope you get everything you want...Actually what more can you want? You got cool friends and 6-pack abs.
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pwincesdot: i'm expecting my invisible big bouquet of flowers from my invisible boyfriend any minute now
Straight Dirrrty: HAHAHA
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Straight Dirrrty: i just ate now im sleepy = (
da DongSong: come over
da DongSong: and you can nap
Straight Dirrrty: wow that almost sounded homo
da DongSong: and i can sing in your ears
Straight Dirrrty: me telling u im sleepy then u tell me to come over
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WOOHOOO to the GOVERNMENT STIMULUS PACKAGE
February 8, 2008
at
10:48 AM
The government plans to mail out tax rebate checks in May to "stimulate" the economy. For single tax payers we are expected to get $600 dollars. Hmm if they could do that to help the economy, why not do it more? J/K...Oh well, I'm not complaining...stimulate away!
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Man A: are u gonna buy anything for vday especially since u won
Man B: no
Man A: dinner then?
Man B: we decided that there will be no gifts/flowers/lube etc, just dinner
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I <3 COUGARS
February 6, 2008
at
3:49 PM
Itbbetter2maro: Happy playas eve playa
Straight Dirrrty: AHHAHAHAH
Straight Dirrrty: is this the REAL playaz holiday?
Itbbetter2maro: Naww its playas eve
Itbbetter2maro: Tomorrows the real deal
Itbbetter2maro: So have ur red envolopes ready
Itbbetter2maro: Cause the playa is coming to collect some money
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NEVER STEAL FOOD FROM ANOTHER PERSON
February 5, 2008
at
11:49 AM
Note to all, don't touch my carne asada burrito.
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OWNAGE
February 4, 2008
at
8:48 PM
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Man A: Oh did you bring chicken tenders?
Girl A: No I got chicken strips.
Man A: Oh....okay
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Man A: Dude you're already buzzed?
Man B: Don't make fun of me or I'll never drink again.
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Congrats to the NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS
at
10:00 AM
Wow, the Giants actually did it. I thought the Patriots would just walk over the Giants. As a result my wallet is a little lighter..ok ok a lot lighter. It was a great game and the Giants simply played better. Eli Manning played a good game... maybe great but the real deciding factor was the front 7 of the Giants. GIVE THE DEFENSIVE LINEMAN some respect! One of those guys should have got the MVP for the game. Now you get to hear all the bandwagoners tell you they KNEW the GIANTS would win. PUT YOUR MONEY WITH YOUR MOUTH IS. SHOW ME YOUR DAMN WINNING TICKET. Anyway time to "make" some money back on the Pro Bowl eh eh?
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Man A: do u have j holidays new cd
Man B: yeah, you want to borrow it? cause i'm not going to burn another dood an r and b album
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FRIDAY IS HERE..2 days away from the BIG GAME
February 1, 2008
at
9:32 AM
There are some interesting prop bets out there for the Super Bowl. We all know about the heads/tails bets or who's going to score first but check out these bets I found:
Who will the MVP of the Game thank first?
Teammates 2/5
God 3/1
Family 5/2
Coach 6/1
Doesn't thank anyone 7/1
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How will the Winning Conference of the Super Bowl impact Wall Street?
AFC Wins/Market Down 1/2
AFC Wins/Market Up 3/2
NFC Wins/Market Down 5/1
NFC WIns/Market UP 6/1
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How Many Times will Joe Buck mention Peyton Manning's name during the Broadcast?
Over 5½
Under 5½
Who will the MVP of the Game thank first?
Teammates 2/5
God 3/1
Family 5/2
Coach 6/1
Doesn't thank anyone 7/1
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How will the Winning Conference of the Super Bowl impact Wall Street?
AFC Wins/Market Down 1/2
AFC Wins/Market Up 3/2
NFC Wins/Market Down 5/1
NFC WIns/Market UP 6/1
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How Many Times will Joe Buck mention Peyton Manning's name during the Broadcast?
Over 5½
Under 5½
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JOHN MAYER IS pretty funny
at
1:15 AM
Check out the John Mayer "TV SHOW" on youtube if you have the chance
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HAPPY HUMP DAY....TWO MORE DAYS TO GO
January 30, 2008
at
1:40 PM
Man A: can u watch a foreign film in black n white though for 3 hours
Man B: b*tch please, I've watched Pron for hours in black and white before
Man A: hahah k well pron is a bit different from a foreign film about farmers and samurai. Not sure if ull get hard watching farmers
Man B: whatever ill check it out
Man B: b*tch please, I've watched Pron for hours in black and white before
Man A: hahah k well pron is a bit different from a foreign film about farmers and samurai. Not sure if ull get hard watching farmers
Man B: whatever ill check it out
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Chris Webber Part 2
January 29, 2008
at
7:17 PM
I know I know I already made a post about C-Webb's return to the Warriors. I can't help but be excited. He is nowhere near the player he once was but watching that video just shows how good he was. I'll take about 25% of what he was in that Warriors video. He doesn't look too bad in the Pistons video highlights eh? Lots of people seem to be worried that Webber will start b**ching about playing time but I'm sure Nelson has worked it out with him. If anything, having Webber prevents the Lakers from getting him. Lets go WEBBER!!!!!!!!!!
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EVERYDAY IS A PLAYAZ HOLIDAY...lovely day lovely day
at
4:26 PM
Go to Voodoo on Friday cause the red carpet will definitely be out for Mr. Chardx himself.
TaliWackerr: when i chardx roll through
TaliWackerr: you beettter have the red carpet out
TaliWackerr: and kiss my pimp ring
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CHAD JOHNSON WANTS TO COME TO MIAMI?
January 28, 2008
at
6:24 PM
Haha watch Ray Lewis go through a lie detector test. One of the youtube comments says "Did you stab an innocent man and kill him following Super Bowl XXXIV?" =/
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WELCOME BACK C-WEBB
at
9:18 AM
I don't know how much juice he has left but signing him certainly won't make us worse. Perhaps he can teach Biedrins a couple of moves eh eh? Gary Payton, are you next?!?!?
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Man A: Hey what you doing next thursday?
Girl A: i dunno. why?
Man A: i have tickets to the warriors game. you wanna go?
Girl A: well i'm not much of a baseball fan.
Man A: ok that says it all..
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JUNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
January 27, 2008
at
8:42 PM
JUNO is instantly one of my favs, fo-shizz.
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TaliWackerr: i was a bitch like him once
TaliWackerr: look at me now
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AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH
January 24, 2008
at
11:11 PM
SAVE ME = (
Do yourself a favor and watch it. Here's a link of things that you can do to help.
http://www.climatecrisis.net/takeaction/whatyoucando/index.html
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One more day until FRIDAY...
at
2:03 PM
Man A: man ill never forget him giving 1 can of coke for 3 or 4 people
Man B: did you ever ask him for like skittles
Man A: or hearing about him putting chips in his pocket so noone eats it
Man B: haha
Man A: that's hella extreme, its some kind of sickness
Man B: like you can ask can I have some skittles or m&m's and he'll give you 1
Man A: haha
Man B: literally 1 and he'll make a big show of it, like he'll dig one out, and then drop it in your hand from a few inches above as if he was some sort of god blessing his children below
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Man A: I also thought about what it would like to cut a hole in a beached whale and f**k it
Man B: AHHAH dood wtf ur sick man
Man A: hahhahahha I was referencing fat girls, even fattys need love...j/k
Man B: did you ever ask him for like skittles
Man A: or hearing about him putting chips in his pocket so noone eats it
Man B: haha
Man A: that's hella extreme, its some kind of sickness
Man B: like you can ask can I have some skittles or m&m's and he'll give you 1
Man A: haha
Man B: literally 1 and he'll make a big show of it, like he'll dig one out, and then drop it in your hand from a few inches above as if he was some sort of god blessing his children below
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Man A: I also thought about what it would like to cut a hole in a beached whale and f**k it
Man B: AHHAH dood wtf ur sick man
Man A: hahhahahha I was referencing fat girls, even fattys need love...j/k
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True Playa Foreal
January 22, 2008
at
8:55 AM
Itbbetter2maro: How's work going
Itbbetter2maro: I'm hella bored I've been sitting at my desk for almost 3 hours listenning to justin timberlake
Straight Dirrrty: damn playa thats too much info.
Itbbetter2maro: I'm hella bored I've been sitting at my desk for almost 3 hours listenning to justin timberlake
Straight Dirrrty: damn playa thats too much info.
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MAYNE EVENT: KIM ZONG
January 21, 2008
at
8:16 PM
HAHHAHA I can't get enough of these
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Man A: Does ur work care if u watch videos on ur comp?
Man B: yeah
Man A: can u watch the warriors game?
Man B: fool i just told u i cant watch videos, what makes u think i can watch games
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MAYNE EVENT - MOSSOME
at
9:42 AM
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Man A: n***a is crazy, opps sorry for the N word
Man B: haha, its cool...all the mi dengs aren't at work today
Man A: oh yeah, its MLK day today
Man B: yeah
Man A: no wonder popeyes and sh*t was packed
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Chili Cheese Fritos With Onions...
at
2:25 PM
Looks like an interesting combo.
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NY Giants +7.5 at Green Bay
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MAYNE EVENT - BEAST MODE
January 16, 2008
at
9:56 PM
He's quite an interesting guy...
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Daddy Fast Hands: know any good orgies?
Straight Dirrrty: WTF
Straight Dirrrty: wrong IM?
Daddy Fast Hands: i thought you were straigt dirty so i thought you might know of some orgies
Straight Dirrrty: hahah negative
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Queen Creep
January 15, 2008
at
11:48 PM
Man A: Hahah he's like playing like he's 28! When he's almost 40. Great ending if he wins
Girl A: Playing like he's 16 the way I like em.
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IGNITE LIKE IRON MIKE
at
12:21 AM
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Man A: I hate it when he smiles, I just want to f*cken knock his teeth in.
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NFL DIVISIONAL PLAYOFFS PICKS
January 12, 2008
at
1:02 PM
Seattle at Green Bay -7.5
Seattle at Green Bay Under 44
Jacksonville at New England -13.5
Jacksonville at New England Over 51
Seattle at Green Bay Under 44
Jacksonville at New England -13.5
Jacksonville at New England Over 51
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Straight Dirrrrrrrrrrty
January 11, 2008
at
9:40 AM
Girl A: Like...the crowd is like...so diff compared to the other places
like....it reminds me of hollywood. like how everyone's all flashy and they're all persian guys with waxed eyebrows and goatees wearing true religion jeans and tight man blouses. u know what im talkin bout?
Man A: haha yes that place is known for that.
Girl A: haha yea last night it was like persians and dumas
like....it reminds me of hollywood. like how everyone's all flashy and they're all persian guys with waxed eyebrows and goatees wearing true religion jeans and tight man blouses. u know what im talkin bout?
Man A: haha yes that place is known for that.
Girl A: haha yea last night it was like persians and dumas
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HELLO LADIES!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 10, 2008
at
11:18 PM
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Man A: You remember ********? She works at Victoria's Secret.
Man B: No way, thought she was smart.
Man A: No, not really.
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BASICK CLOTHING
January 9, 2008
at
11:36 AM
Check out http://www.basickclothing.com/ if you want some Tee's that only cool people have. Do YOU want to be cool?!?!? (If you don't want to order it online just ask me.)
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b0mbasaur: NEW ORLEANS - Hurricane Katrina's victims have put a price tag on their suffering and it is staggering including one plaintiff seeking the unlikely sum of $3 quadrillion.
b0mbasaur: must be mi deng
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2008 New Year Resolutions
at
9:59 AM
Decided to post my NYR list..so that I have it recorded somewhere.
1. Finish reading the Intelligent Investor and MAYBE another book
2. Be more open/vocal/firm
3. Be nicer to family
4. Have more patience
5. Save more money
6. Try more restaurants
7. Retire the tank
8. Take a vacation (outside of California/Nevada)
9. Find a productive hobby (photography?)
10. Learn how to cook more than eggs
11. Ignore haters that give them salty looks
12. Be more decisive
13. Be better with directions
14. Use what I learned in school
15. Remain undefeated
1. Finish reading the Intelligent Investor and MAYBE another book
2. Be more open/vocal/firm
3. Be nicer to family
4. Have more patience
5. Save more money
6. Try more restaurants
7. Retire the tank
8. Take a vacation (outside of California/Nevada)
9. Find a productive hobby (photography?)
10. Learn how to cook more than eggs
11. Ignore haters that give them salty looks
12. Be more decisive
13. Be better with directions
14. Use what I learned in school
15. Remain undefeated
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Crazy Guys
January 8, 2008
at
9:49 PM
Man A: I hate girls =(
Man B: I know they are kinda gay at times...a lot of the time. Boys only stay with them for hanky panky. They always wanna drop their f**kin drama on your shoulders and then when you give advice on what to do...they get more mad so dumb.
Man A: Hhahahahaha
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Man A: Alright I'm gonna take ****** instead cause he's much more down.
Man B: Your a heartless f*ck. Sorry to hear you got 2nd grade back up.
Man B: I know they are kinda gay at times...a lot of the time. Boys only stay with them for hanky panky. They always wanna drop their f**kin drama on your shoulders and then when you give advice on what to do...they get more mad so dumb.
Man A: Hhahahahaha
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Man A: Alright I'm gonna take ****** instead cause he's much more down.
Man B: Your a heartless f*ck. Sorry to hear you got 2nd grade back up.
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AHHAHAH more STH's
January 6, 2008
at
9:04 PM
Man A: Don't take the opp for granted like I did. I'm now a victim of my own loneliness and erections.
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Man A: Aite I'm gonna think about life and perhaps shed a tear.
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Man A: Haha I can't believe I hit the parlay.
Man B: You got lucky f***got, Vince Young can suck it. Shut up f***got. I'm gonna shower.
Man B: haha wtf you b*tch you're so rude.
Man A: The more you call me rude the more rude I'm gonna be so stfu
Man B: wtf you rude ass punk.
Man A: Whatever, your pimp will pay you Tuesday
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Man A: Aite I'm gonna think about life and perhaps shed a tear.
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Man A: Haha I can't believe I hit the parlay.
Man B: You got lucky f***got, Vince Young can suck it. Shut up f***got. I'm gonna shower.
Man B: haha wtf you b*tch you're so rude.
Man A: The more you call me rude the more rude I'm gonna be so stfu
Man B: wtf you rude ass punk.
Man A: Whatever, your pimp will pay you Tuesday
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=************(
at
1:55 PM
Whopper Freak Out (Ghetto version)
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Straight Dirrrty: u missed out on the party of the year
Itbbetter2maro: playa this friendship has gone sour
Itbbetter2maro: Haha
Itbbetter2maro: Dennis wants u to come over right now
Straight Dirrrty: haha
Straight Dirrrty: cant maybe later
Itbbetter2maro: I'm only talking to u cause dennis told me to not cause were friends or anything
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Wildcard Saturday Plays
January 5, 2008
at
1:04 PM
Washington +3 at Seattle
Washington at Seattle Under 39
Jacksonville Jaguars at Pittsburgh +2.5
Washington at Seattle Under 39
Jacksonville Jaguars at Pittsburgh +2.5
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at
11:17 AM
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Girl A: My hair feels all frizzy cause of the rain.
Older Woman: My hair feels like a limp d*ck.
Girl A: HAhahahahahha poor *****
Older Woman: Uh I mean limp stick.
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Man A: What does your tat mean?
Man B: Um, I'll kill you all.
Man C: Oh sh*t.
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The Office (Frank)
January 2, 2008
at
9:42 PM
People always ask me what do you do at work? Well, there you go.
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Straight Dirrrty: http://www.theorphanagemovie.com/
AznRicePicker: that movie doesn't look funny at all!
AznRicePicker: nothing like Annie
Straight Dirrrty: haha
Straight Dirrrty: annie?
AznRicePicker: haha the broadway musical
AznRicePicker: hard knock life?
AznRicePicker: haha dude, you're so unclassy
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