Greatest Celebration Ever
August 6, 2009
at
10:59 AM
Man A: Why are you smiling so much?
Man B: I was thinking about a special move but I couldn't get in.
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Only in Hollywood
at
10:26 AM
Random Guy: Hey do you guys got a cigarette?
Asian Guy: WTF? Do you want to get your ass kicked? Who the f*ck are you?
Asian Guy: WTF? Do you want to get your ass kicked? Who the f*ck are you?
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at
9:13 AM
Sometimes youtube comments are pretty funny
Eastcoastballer92 "is canada playing against italy? or Israel. because that looked like the cheapest shot ive ever seen. i thought they were playing against the jews"
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R.I.P. Arturo "Thunder" Gatti
July 12, 2009
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10:33 PM
R.I.P. Arturo "Thunder" Gatti
April 15, 1972 – July 11, 2009
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UFC 100 Picks
July 9, 2009
at
1:57 PM
^that could be GSP
Frank Mir vs. Brock Lesnar
The rematch that everyone wanted to see. If Mir can get out of the 1st round and avoid Lesner's round 1 barrage he can definitely win this fight. Although Lesner was impressive vs. Couture he still looked like he was already tiring after the 1st round. Mir will be able to catch Lesnar and submit him. Mir is definitely more skilled all around but Lesnar has the huge strength advantage but like Mir said "the biggest bully doesn't always win".
Frank Mir +200
Georges St. Pierre vs. Thiago Alves
Alves will give GSP a run for his money. I don't think anyone else in the welterweight class can match GSP's strength other than Alves. Hughes wasn't able to take down Alves when he tried. I'm not saying Alves will definitely win but there is definitely a lot of value betting on him. There is basically no value betting on GSP at -300. The key to this fight will be how will Alves can defend GSP's takedowns. Alves has the far superior strikes and I can't see GSP trying to stand up with him.
Thiago Alves +260
Dan Henderson vs. Michael Bisping
I see this as a complete mismatch. Henderson is better in every category and I think Bisping is banking on Henderson getting "old" over night. Henderson is getting up there in age but he has not looked like he slowed down at all in his most recent fights. Bisping says he will be the first to knock out Henderson. I'd like to see whose the one looking up the ceiling at the end of the night.
Dan Henderson -220
Alan Belcher vs. Yoshihiro Akiyama
Finally we get to see Akiyama in the UFC. The UFC did him no favors by matching him up with the capable Belcher but he won't have enough for "Sexyama"!!! no homo
Yoshihiro Akiyama -230
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Random Funny Posts from MyLifeIsAverage
July 7, 2009
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3:44 PM
Haha I know you guys can relate to some of these
"Today, while hanging out with some friends, I made a witty observation. Everyone laughed. Later that day while around different people, I told the same joke as if I had never said it before, and got a similar reaction. MLIA."
"Today my dentist asked me if I floss. I haven't flossed in years but I told him I do every day. He told me he could tell. MLIA "
"Today, I decided it would be okay to wear the same clothes I wore yesterday because I will be hanging out with different people. MLIA"
"Today, I found myself looking at 90 photos on facebook of a person I had no clue who it was just because my friend was tagged in one of them. MLIA"
"Today at school I leaned back in my chair and it made a farting noise. I casually did it again so everybody would know it was the chair. MLIA"
"Today, while hanging out with some friends, I made a witty observation. Everyone laughed. Later that day while around different people, I told the same joke as if I had never said it before, and got a similar reaction. MLIA."
"Today my dentist asked me if I floss. I haven't flossed in years but I told him I do every day. He told me he could tell. MLIA "
"Today, I decided it would be okay to wear the same clothes I wore yesterday because I will be hanging out with different people. MLIA"
"Today, I found myself looking at 90 photos on facebook of a person I had no clue who it was just because my friend was tagged in one of them. MLIA"
"Today at school I leaned back in my chair and it made a farting noise. I casually did it again so everybody would know it was the chair. MLIA"
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Stuff I would like to waste my money on: Soundwave MP3 Player
at
9:07 AM
The greatest transformer ever!!!
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JCVD
at
8:09 PM
The most legit Jean-Claude Van Damme movie to date. Check it out.
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/jcvd/
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Classic
June 30, 2009
at
3:55 PM
Man A: Foo I want to get a motorcycle. I don't know nothing about motorcycles but I know it gets the ladies
Man B: man...
Man B: man...
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Found this awesome Dumbleavy picture online
June 17, 2009
at
4:12 PM
That's what he gets. Hmmm Dunleavy or Amare.
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Random Prediction: Andrew Bynum will be better than Dwight Howard
June 14, 2009
at
9:21 PM
There I said it. Dwight Howard has no post moves and he can't go left. He is still young and still has a shot to learn but I think he just relies on his power. Bynum on the other hand has shown a soft touch and he has some pretty nifty moves. I don't think Howard will ever be someone that you can go to in the 4th quarter while Bynum can be a go to guy in the future when Kobe is done.
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PLEASE DRAFT BRANDON JENNINGS
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8:54 PM
"Q: What did you want to prove out there?
Jennings: "That I can run a team, that I'm a pure point guard. Everybody thinks I'm a shoot-first point guard but I'm really a pure point guard, a pass-first point guard.
Q: Did you do any shooting drills? How did you shoot it?
Jennings: I didn't shoot it pretty well. I was a little tired so the fatigue got to me a little bit.
Q: How is your shooting overall?
Jennings: It's OK, but it could be better. I'm not a great shooter, but I can score."
Yes!!! He understands that he is not a shooter
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NBA Finals Game 5
at
3:44 PM
Orlando has certainly missed out on many opportunities that could have made this series 2-2 or even 3-1 them. They have one more good game in them and will at least bring this back to LA. Dwight Howard will have a huge game today and will put his team on his back or shoulders haha. I don't trust Orlando enough for them to give points so go with the money line.
1st Half Orlando -2
Orlando ML -165
Dwight Howard over 8 free throws -130
Hedo Turkoglu 4.5 more points than Trevor Ariza -140
1st Half Orlando -2
Orlando ML -165
Dwight Howard over 8 free throws -130
Hedo Turkoglu 4.5 more points than Trevor Ariza -140
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HBO Boxing: Miguel Cotto vs. Joshua Clottey
June 13, 2009
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5:04 PM
Miguel Cotto is my favorite fighter and this is a very risky fight for him. He took a beating from Margarito (illegal hand wraps or not) and I don't think anyone really knows if it damaged him in the short and long term. Clottey as we all know is a very durable fighter that keeps his hands up high and comes forward. He is somewhat like Winky Wright with the turtle shell defense but less technical. I can see Clottey giving Cotto problems toward the later rounds but I think Cotto will realize early on that he will have to box at a patient pace. Cotto will not be able to knock out the durable Clottey and he will have to rely on his foot work and jab to control the fight. The only way I see Clottey winning is if he wears Cotto down and KO/TKO's him. I think a good way to bet this fight is to take Cotto by decision and also to protect yourself with a Clottey by KO bet. I think either way you come out with a profit unless something dramatic, like a bad cut that stops the fight.
Miguel Cotto by Decision -105 2 units
Joshua Clottey by KO +700 1 unit
If Cotto wins by decision you end up winning 1 unit. If Clottey wins by KO you end up winning 5 units.
Miguel Cotto by Decision -105 2 units
Joshua Clottey by KO +700 1 unit
If Cotto wins by decision you end up winning 1 unit. If Clottey wins by KO you end up winning 5 units.
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NHL Stanley Cup Game 7
June 12, 2009
at
4:08 PM
There is honestly too much value in Pitts +180 to not take. The game will probably be decided by one goal.
Pittsburgh Penguins +180
Under 5.5
1st Quarter under 1.5 goals
Pittsburgh Penguins +180
Under 5.5
1st Quarter under 1.5 goals
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NBA Finals Game 4
June 11, 2009
at
4:57 PM
If I was a betting man...
Lakers ML
Lakers +2.5
Under 201
Why?
"I can get off at any time."
-Kobe
Lakers ML
Lakers +2.5
Under 201
Why?
"I can get off at any time."
-Kobe
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Kobe Bryant-Still the NBA's best closer
June 9, 2009
at
11:00 PM
Why are people that post in forums so stupid? After Kobe misses a couple of free throws and turns the ball over they make stupid comments like "Kobe is not a good closer". Well here you go.
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NBA Finals Game 3/NHL Stanley Cup Game 6
at
11:55 AM
If I was a betting man...
Orlando does a pretty good job of coming back home after a loss and winning the next game. I think they win by 1 or 2 in a close game.
Orlando ML -170
Over 198
The Red Wings win again and are the 2009 Champions
Red Wings ML +115
Orlando does a pretty good job of coming back home after a loss and winning the next game. I think they win by 1 or 2 in a close game.
Orlando ML -170
Over 198
The Red Wings win again and are the 2009 Champions
Red Wings ML +115
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I'm so excited I just can't hide it
at
10:35 AM
I don't know why but this scene always cracked me up
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ICHIRO IS THE MAN
June 8, 2009
at
2:01 PM
I don't normally care about baseball but I think Ichiro deserves a post.
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NBA Finals Game 2/WEC Featherweight Championship
at
12:25 PM
God I hate that guy
If I was a betting man...
Orlando Magic +6.5
Over 202
I don't think Orlando is going to shoot around 30% again.
Mike Brown -110 over Urijah Faber
Too powerful and skilled for Faber once again
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Basketball Quotes
June 4, 2009
at
9:46 PM
Man A: Get big fa**ot
Man B: What the hell?
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Man A: Get in better position
Man B: It was too late, he was already in. Wait..no homo
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Man A: What the f*ck?
Man B: You want to play street, we can play street (bumps other kid)
Man B: What the hell?
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Man A: Get in better position
Man B: It was too late, he was already in. Wait..no homo
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Man A: What the f*ck?
Man B: You want to play street, we can play street (bumps other kid)
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NBA Finals Game 1/NHL Finals Game 4
at
3:19 PM
If I was a betting man...
Lakers -6 (black mamba is too focused)
Under 206
Red Wings +130 ML
Under 5.5 (Defense Defense Defense)
Lakers -6 (black mamba is too focused)
Under 206
Red Wings +130 ML
Under 5.5 (Defense Defense Defense)
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Cooley's Fantasy Football Draft
October 15, 2008
at
6:28 PM
Colt Brennan: I pick Lendale White (Round 1)
Chris Cooley: That's a gayyyyy pick.
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FIRESTARTER
August 22, 2008
at
2:43 PM
Man A: If I paid you 100 dollars, would you whack off to gay porn?
Man B: Yea but I don't think my cac could get hard? even if I strokin like mad
Man A: Haha
Man B: Prob start a fire before it get hard
Man B: Yea but I don't think my cac could get hard? even if I strokin like mad
Man A: Haha
Man B: Prob start a fire before it get hard
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CHAMPIONSHIPPPPPPPPPPPP
August 19, 2008
at
9:14 AM
Found this in a random fantasy football forum
Man A: Lets name other football players that could be named after Transformers. Okay we all know Calvin Johnson is Megatron. I say Santonio Holmes is Bumblebee cause he's black and yellow.
Man B: Terrell Owens is Starscream then cause he's a whiny b*tch.
Man A: Lets name other football players that could be named after Transformers. Okay we all know Calvin Johnson is Megatron. I say Santonio Holmes is Bumblebee cause he's black and yellow.
Man B: Terrell Owens is Starscream then cause he's a whiny b*tch.
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HELLA IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER
at
10:48 AM
Stripper: Wait, what are you doing? (while Man A takes a sniff)
Man A: Uh, smelling your c*nt.
Stripper: Oh okay. (continues to do her thang)
Man A: Uh, smelling your c*nt.
Stripper: Oh okay. (continues to do her thang)
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BRANDON MARSHALL'S RESPONSE TO PACMAN
August 14, 2008
at
9:08 AM
“He’s nowhere near T.O.,” Jones said. “He’s a good athlete, but he ain’t on T.O.’s level. T.O. is 10 times faster and 10 times bigger. I wouldn’t say he’s nowhere near T.O.”
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Never Use Mi-Deng Again
July 7, 2008
at
10:47 AM
Vietnamese girl: Watch out the mi-deng is coming. (In Vietnamese)
Man: What? I know I'm Mi-Deng. Don't hate.
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SWIRL CULTURE
June 30, 2008
at
8:43 AM
If you're a fan of yogurt or just want a place to hang, go check it out.
http://www.swirlculture.com/
1400 Grant St
(between Green St & Union St)
San Francisco, CA 94133
http://www.swirlculture.com/SC_Promo_card.pdf (Special Offer)
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Mean Girls
June 27, 2008
at
2:58 PM
Girl A: I was on the phone with him and he said that he can visit me on Tuesday Wednesday or Thursday and I said hmmm Thursday sounds good and he said. Hmm... you can pick two days, it was like someone telling me I can pick two desserts. I had to think about it.
Man A: Hahah you consider him as good a dessert.
Girl A: Mmm no it's more like.. I want two desserts but I will regret it after eating the second because I would be too full.
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Girl A: You know what she told me yesterday? She said she use to be anorexic. Haha, I thought you might get a really good kick out of that.
Girl B: HAHA!!! she must have found a really good cure for it.
Man A: Hahah you consider him as good a dessert.
Girl A: Mmm no it's more like.. I want two desserts but I will regret it after eating the second because I would be too full.
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Girl A: You know what she told me yesterday? She said she use to be anorexic. Haha, I thought you might get a really good kick out of that.
Girl B: HAHA!!! she must have found a really good cure for it.
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Haha
June 22, 2008
at
8:23 PM
Cop: Why do you go to the most lit corner to go pee? Do you like to see your shadow or something?
Man A: Um...
Man B: We are all student trying to graduate, we aren't bad kids.
Cop: What major are you guys?
Man B: We're finance majors.
Cop: WTF is finance. Oh you guys all in college? Oh you guys are on the 5 year plan right? or is it the 7 year plan.
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Man A: Man, you know whenever we go anywhere that guy has to say stupid sh*t to be the center of attention.
Man B: Whatever fool, he looks like the type to jerk off than immediately cry after he's finished.
Man A: Um...
Man B: We are all student trying to graduate, we aren't bad kids.
Cop: What major are you guys?
Man B: We're finance majors.
Cop: WTF is finance. Oh you guys all in college? Oh you guys are on the 5 year plan right? or is it the 7 year plan.
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Man A: Man, you know whenever we go anywhere that guy has to say stupid sh*t to be the center of attention.
Man B: Whatever fool, he looks like the type to jerk off than immediately cry after he's finished.
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Joke Of The Day
June 19, 2008
at
2:53 PM
Haha my co-worker sent this to me...
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.
Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr. Chang.
So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said 'OK take off all your crose. ' The woman did as she was told. 'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.' Again the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.' So she did.
Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said 'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary disease.
Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.' Worried the woman asked anxiously 'Oh my God Dr.Chang what is Ed Zachary Disease ?'
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your butt.'
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.
Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr. Chang.
So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said 'OK take off all your crose. ' The woman did as she was told. 'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.' Again the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.' So she did.
Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said 'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary disease.
Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.' Worried the woman asked anxiously 'Oh my God Dr.Chang what is Ed Zachary Disease ?'
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your butt.'
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BOM=MULE
June 11, 2008
at
9:46 AM
B0mbasaur: ann and i went all the way to trader joes on coleman
B0mbasaur: haha
B0mbasaur: fuck had to carry back hella groceries though
B0mbasaur: i felt like a mule
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da DongSong: she has a black hubby or something
da DongSong: there's no close up of his back weiner
Straight Dirrrty: haha
Straight Dirrrty: sth u wuold say that aobut her black hubby
B0mbasaur: haha
B0mbasaur: fuck had to carry back hella groceries though
B0mbasaur: i felt like a mule
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da DongSong: she has a black hubby or something
da DongSong: there's no close up of his back weiner
Straight Dirrrty: haha
Straight Dirrrty: sth u wuold say that aobut her black hubby
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COOKIE MONSTER
May 26, 2008
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7:43 PM
Girl A: I saw this fat girl wearing a hello kitty costume. It was.... scary looking on her, it looked like hello kitty ate her.
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Random Jamarcus: Hey Girl, you're like a cookie (chocolate chip) cause I see your beauty mark. (while pulling girls arm and points to his eye referring to her beauty mark)
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BUY ME
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Random Jamarcus: Hey Girl, you're like a cookie (chocolate chip) cause I see your beauty mark. (while pulling girls arm and points to his eye referring to her beauty mark)
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BUY ME
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The Office (Japanese Version)
May 18, 2008
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11:31 AM
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lOu is k0ol: man he looks hella weird
lOu is k0ol: he is hella short
lOu is k0ol: but his bottom half
lOu is k0ol: is like hella huge
Straight Dirrrty: damn that was homo
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Tashard Choice (Cowboys) Pregame Hype
May 13, 2008
at
11:08 AM
If you guys need motivation or to get hyped up, here's the video to watch. Ed Reed's got nothing on Tashard Choice (sorry Digital).
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Chino Rockwell Presents: Fight Club's Greatest Hits
May 8, 2008
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10:50 AM
Bringing it back old school
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da DongSong: dongers charm took over
b0mbasaur: hahaha gth
da DongSong: hahahahh
b0mbasaur: it is pretty charming
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aimkit patel: sigh love is beautiful
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da DongSong: dongers charm took over
b0mbasaur: hahaha gth
da DongSong: hahahahh
b0mbasaur: it is pretty charming
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aimkit patel: sigh love is beautiful
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Yahoo ANSWERS knows ALL!!!
at
10:00 AM
I was bored at work and contemplating some things so of course I logged into the Yahoo Answers page. I came up with this and don't ask me what I was searching for originally. STFU!!!
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HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO
May 5, 2008
at
2:51 PM
Man A: So are you sad about the situation?
Girl A: I have a small feeling of sadness in my heart but it might be heartburn.
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-_-
April 24, 2008
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3:30 PM
Black Lady: I love oriental food! Sometimes I eat a whole catfish and his eyeball is staring right at me. And I'm just like, you can keep staring but that's not going to stop me from eating you.
Man A: Um...Okay
Man A: Um...Okay
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GO WARRIORS!!! BEAT DENVER!!! WE BELIEVE!!!
at
9:53 AM
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Man A: Damnit Tim Duncan is sooooo good. I wish the Warriors had someone like him. It's so hard to find talented big men these days.
Girl A: I found my talented big man.
Man A: OH man that was good haha.
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HUMP DAY
April 2, 2008
at
10:34 AM
Man A: So are you going to be a free man tomorrow night?
Man B: I don't know. So..am I going to be a free man tomorrow night?
Girl A: DO WHATEVER YOU WANT!!!
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TaliWackerr: dude get your pants
TaliWackerr: and pay me
TaliWackerr: you think i want you to look steezy with your new pants
TaliWackerr: i jus want my moneyz
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Boss Man: You got any of those big rubbers?
Girl A: Like these?
Boss Man: Yeah! Now I got a hand full of rubbers.
Girl A: You want bigger ones?
Boss Man: I'm not that proud.
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Man A: Your pants are at my house. When do you want to pick them up?
Man B: Dude what the hell?!?!?
Man C: The NEW pants that he bought me!
Man B: Well, it still sounded gay.
Man B: I don't know. So..am I going to be a free man tomorrow night?
Girl A: DO WHATEVER YOU WANT!!!
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TaliWackerr: dude get your pants
TaliWackerr: and pay me
TaliWackerr: you think i want you to look steezy with your new pants
TaliWackerr: i jus want my moneyz
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Boss Man: You got any of those big rubbers?
Girl A: Like these?
Boss Man: Yeah! Now I got a hand full of rubbers.
Girl A: You want bigger ones?
Boss Man: I'm not that proud.
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Man A: Your pants are at my house. When do you want to pick them up?
Man B: Dude what the hell?!?!?
Man C: The NEW pants that he bought me!
Man B: Well, it still sounded gay.
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DEREK FISHER IS A D-BAG/FLOPPER
March 25, 2008
at
10:31 AM
I couldn't find a video of this D-bags flops but this video will have to do. I really do hate this stupid @ss f*cken donkey butthole eater.
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Mike Tyson's Pro Debut
March 23, 2008
at
2:11 PM
Look at that vicious body attack =/
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Man A: Shut up, I want to hear Dennis sing (rock banding).
Man B: Dude, you are such a groupie.
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HAPPY HAPPY FRIDAY
March 21, 2008
at
9:58 AM
It has been brought to my attention that I am losing readers(Nhon) due to my lack of updates. Sorry I forgot what was more important to me.
Blog > Work
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Girl A: He acted like every time we did it, God would strike him with a lightning bolt.
Man A: HAHAHAHHAHAHA
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KOOLAID MARONEY
March 19, 2008
at
10:52 AM
Found an article on Laurence "Koolaid" Maroney of the New England Patriots. One of his favorite quotes on his face book is
"Your @ss backwards if you chase h*es, chase the cheese they come with the sh*t.”
You gotta love these young athletes.
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Man A: I workin out my abs so when u wrap ur arms around me you'll pop a boner
"Your @ss backwards if you chase h*es, chase the cheese they come with the sh*t.”
You gotta love these young athletes.
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Man A: I workin out my abs so when u wrap ur arms around me you'll pop a boner
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Happy Hump Day
March 12, 2008
at
11:18 AM
Man A: I'm trying to figure out if my devastating attraction to females is more physiological or psychological.
Man B: Haha, work is messing you up.
Man A: Haha I'm not gonna lie, I think hella dirty thoughts while the controller is explaining sh*t to me. I hella zone out and just think about boning hella b*tches. I hella mask my insanity there.
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AHHAHA I found this online
Black lady: Listen, you camel jockey, I don't care what you say, you was wrong to do that!
Middle Eastern man: Oh, shut up, you stupid n***a! I'm tired of hearing your sh*t! Go f*ck yourself!
Black woman passerby: Oh my god, who the hell are you to be talking to my beautiful black sister like that?! You ain't got no right to talk to anybody black like that!
Black lady: B*tch, who the sh*t are you? Don't be talkin' to my husband like that!
Man B: Haha, work is messing you up.
Man A: Haha I'm not gonna lie, I think hella dirty thoughts while the controller is explaining sh*t to me. I hella zone out and just think about boning hella b*tches. I hella mask my insanity there.
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AHHAHA I found this online
Black lady: Listen, you camel jockey, I don't care what you say, you was wrong to do that!
Middle Eastern man: Oh, shut up, you stupid n***a! I'm tired of hearing your sh*t! Go f*ck yourself!
Black woman passerby: Oh my god, who the hell are you to be talking to my beautiful black sister like that?! You ain't got no right to talk to anybody black like that!
Black lady: B*tch, who the sh*t are you? Don't be talkin' to my husband like that!
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Random Joke
March 7, 2008
at
4:05 PM
A man was happily driving along in his car late one Saturday night when a cop pulled him over. The policeman walked up to him and asked, “Have you been drinking, sir?”
Confused, the man replied, “Why? Was I weaving all over the road?”
“No,” said the policeman. “You were driving splendidly. It was the incredibly ugly girl in the passenger seat that gave you away.”
OUCH
Confused, the man replied, “Why? Was I weaving all over the road?”
“No,” said the policeman. “You were driving splendidly. It was the incredibly ugly girl in the passenger seat that gave you away.”
OUCH
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FLUFFYNESS
March 5, 2008
at
1:30 PM
Man A: Dude, can I borrow some of your fluff?
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Man A: Not your fault your a stud.
Man B: Haha that was incredibly homo.
Man A: Don't act like that didn't make you feel good.
Man B: ...Haha sth
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Man A: Not your fault your a stud.
Man B: Haha that was incredibly homo.
Man A: Don't act like that didn't make you feel good.
Man B: ...Haha sth
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