New Year's Resolution
November 18, 2007
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10:44 AM
My friend found her manager's new year resolution list from 1999 (when he was 21) and I thought it was pretty funny.
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No Homo NFL Style
November 15, 2007
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12:05 AM
Santonio's my boy
I don't even know what to say about this one.
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The More You Know...
November 14, 2007
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9:34 PM
"You should totally go for it and snag onto him and never let go"
Hey we've all been guilty of wearing over-sized shirts to hide the gut. Big Black tees at the beach are NOT in.
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HAPPY B-DAY ANDREW
at
2:47 PM
If you guys see him today wish him a Happy B-Day, you probably won't get to speak to him after his Judgement Day.
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We Do Still Believe!!!
at
12:59 AM
The Warriors end their losing streak tonight! Three reasons why I still believe in the Warriors...
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I Love Popeye's
November 13, 2007
at
8:45 PM
In my prime, I use to be able to eat ten strips and still not be full. That is all.
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Limitless Paper In A Paperless World
at
1:36 AM
It would be awesome to have a boss like him, don't you think?
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TSTH
November 11, 2007
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7:14 PM
Man A: I hope you lose, so I can be 1 and you can be 2. Oh and that's the ranking of the men in her life.
-AIM
Girl A: I feel like he broke my heart and rubbed salt all over it and pounded it with a meat cleaver
-AIM
-AIM
Girl A: I feel like he broke my heart and rubbed salt all over it and pounded it with a meat cleaver
-AIM
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g-PHONE
November 10, 2007
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8:02 PM
Man A: I'm worried that the iphone will freeze, he said he got his and it just kept freezing.
Man B: That's because he got the g-phone the one that's compatible with his sexuality.
Man B: That's because he got the g-phone the one that's compatible with his sexuality.
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TRUE HOMIE LOVE
November 2, 2007
at
10:35 AM
Man A: Sorry to hear you don't answer
Man B: Fool, I'm busy
Man A: wutever cant spend 5 seconds to im
Man B: You f**
Man A: WTF that hurts, sorry to hear me trying to be your friend isn't good enough
Man B: Can I donkey punch you
Man A: If thats what it takes for me to be your friend
Man B: hahaha....
Man B: Fool, I'm busy
Man A: wutever cant spend 5 seconds to im
Man B: You f**
Man A: WTF that hurts, sorry to hear me trying to be your friend isn't good enough
Man B: Can I donkey punch you
Man A: If thats what it takes for me to be your friend
Man B: hahaha....
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Chow Fun + Pink Tacos?
October 27, 2007
at
10:06 PM
Man: I'm f***ing hungry dude for some chow fun or something
like some fresh p***y
like some fresh p***y
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RANDOM DRUNK
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2:43 AM
Drunk Girl: OMG, seriously the room is spinning but I'm not. What the hell!??!??! I want to text him, "Hey bitch you broke my heart mend it back together". But I won't. HAHA
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WOW
October 24, 2007
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11:51 PM
Girl: I play with Anthony. I like his ball.
Man: Pervert...
Girl: Even though it's so hard to grip...OMG
Man: Even more perverted...
Man: Pervert...
Girl: Even though it's so hard to grip...OMG
Man: Even more perverted...
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PORKY
October 18, 2007
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10:08 PM
Girl: What? Don't be judging me! Staring at me while I grab the onion ring.
Man: I'm not. Um don't get the wrong idea. Its cause I wanted to eat it myself...
Man: I'm not. Um don't get the wrong idea. Its cause I wanted to eat it myself...
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DOUBLE OWNAGE
October 10, 2007
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7:55 PM
Man A: There you go! There you go! Go hard.
Man B: I feel it! I feel it!
Man A: You homo...
-Jacklin 24 Hour Fitness
Man B: I feel it! I feel it!
Man A: You homo...
-Jacklin 24 Hour Fitness
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