Dwight Howard vs. Kobe/Lebron
June 7, 2009
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5:38 PM
| Posted by
Straight Dirrrty
Dwight Howard 1
Kobe/Lebron 0
NBA Finals Game 2/WEC Featherweight Championship
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12:25 PM
| Posted by
Straight Dirrrty

God I hate that guy
If I was a betting man...
Orlando Magic +6.5
Over 202
I don't think Orlando is going to shoot around 30% again.
Mike Brown -110 over Urijah Faber
Too powerful and skilled for Faber once again
Basketball Quotes
June 4, 2009
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9:46 PM
| Posted by
Straight Dirrrty
Man A: Get big fa**ot
Man B: What the hell?
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Man A: Get in better position
Man B: It was too late, he was already in. Wait..no homo
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Man A: What the f*ck?
Man B: You want to play street, we can play street (bumps other kid)
Man B: What the hell?
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Man A: Get in better position
Man B: It was too late, he was already in. Wait..no homo
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Man A: What the f*ck?
Man B: You want to play street, we can play street (bumps other kid)
NBA Finals Game 1/NHL Finals Game 4
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3:19 PM
| Posted by
Straight Dirrrty
If I was a betting man...
Lakers -6 (black mamba is too focused)
Under 206
Red Wings +130 ML
Under 5.5 (Defense Defense Defense)
Lakers -6 (black mamba is too focused)
Under 206
Red Wings +130 ML
Under 5.5 (Defense Defense Defense)
Cooley's Fantasy Football Draft
October 15, 2008
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6:28 PM
| Posted by
Straight Dirrrty
Colt Brennan: I pick Lendale White (Round 1)
Chris Cooley: That's a gayyyyy pick.
NBA [Nothin' But All-Stars] - YRC [This Sh*t Ain't Funny]
September 16, 2008
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10:58 PM
| Posted by
Straight Dirrrty
FIRESTARTER
August 22, 2008
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2:43 PM
| Posted by
Straight Dirrrty
Man A: If I paid you 100 dollars, would you whack off to gay porn?
Man B: Yea but I don't think my cac could get hard? even if I strokin like mad
Man A: Haha
Man B: Prob start a fire before it get hard
Man B: Yea but I don't think my cac could get hard? even if I strokin like mad
Man A: Haha
Man B: Prob start a fire before it get hard
CHAMPIONSHIPPPPPPPPPPPP
August 19, 2008
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9:14 AM
| Posted by
Straight Dirrrty
Found this in a random fantasy football forum
Man A: Lets name other football players that could be named after Transformers. Okay we all know Calvin Johnson is Megatron. I say Santonio Holmes is Bumblebee cause he's black and yellow.
Man B: Terrell Owens is Starscream then cause he's a whiny b*tch.
Man A: Lets name other football players that could be named after Transformers. Okay we all know Calvin Johnson is Megatron. I say Santonio Holmes is Bumblebee cause he's black and yellow.
Man B: Terrell Owens is Starscream then cause he's a whiny b*tch.
HELLA IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER
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10:48 AM
| Posted by
Straight Dirrrty
Stripper: Wait, what are you doing? (while Man A takes a sniff)
Man A: Uh, smelling your c*nt.
Stripper: Oh okay. (continues to do her thang)
Man A: Uh, smelling your c*nt.
Stripper: Oh okay. (continues to do her thang)
BRANDON MARSHALL'S RESPONSE TO PACMAN
August 14, 2008
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9:08 AM
| Posted by
Straight Dirrrty

“He’s nowhere near T.O.,” Jones said. “He’s a good athlete, but he ain’t on T.O.’s level. T.O. is 10 times faster and 10 times bigger. I wouldn’t say he’s nowhere near T.O.”
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