STRAIGHT DIRRRTY

Man: I'm f***ing hungry dude for some chow fun or something
like some fresh p***y

Drunk Girl: OMG, seriously the room is spinning but I'm not. What the hell!??!??! I want to text him, "Hey bitch you broke my heart mend it back together". But I won't. HAHA

Girl: I play with Anthony. I like his ball.
Man: Pervert...
Girl: Even though it's so hard to grip...OMG
Man: Even more perverted...

Girl: What? Don't be judging me! Staring at me while I grab the onion ring.
Man: I'm not. Um don't get the wrong idea. Its cause I wanted to eat it myself...

Man A: Now come out and pay your pimp his money!
Man B: What the...

Man A: There you go! There you go! Go hard.
Man B: I feel it! I feel it!
Man A: You homo...

-Jacklin 24 Hour Fitness

Man A: And if he cries on ur shoes, what are you going to do?
Man B: I'll kick him in face because I'm wearing suede. Water and suede dont mix especially with dog tears.

Man A: Why don't you finish your drink?
Man B: Where the fuck is your drink?
Man A: I can't drink when there's no music.
Man B: OK...Um chi um chi um chi (rave music b-box)

-Ribisi Poker Night

Man A: Am I doing this right?
Man B: Oh there it is! There it is! There it is!
Man A: Dude you know how gay that sounds...

-Jacklin 24 Hour Fitness

Man A: For the love of god (looking up to the sky)..all I want is a burrito in my face. For 8 hours a day the past 30 days all I can think about is burritos. Is that too much to ask for"

-Downtown Parking lot

-Overheard by Dong/Bom

Party Girl: Hey, I had so much fun last night. We should make it an annual thing, like every week or something

-Overheard by Dong

Man A: Man if he says shit again I'll fucking box him.
Man B: You'll really fight him?
Man A: No...I'm just talking.

Little Hyphy Boy: Come see me in the streets n***a. (while barking)

-Cataldi Park

Overheard by the Football Crew