STRAIGHT DIRRRTY

Check out the John Mayer "TV SHOW" on youtube if you have the chance

Man A: can u watch a foreign film in black n white though for 3 hours
Man B: b*tch please, I've watched Pron for hours in black and white before
Man A: hahah k well pron is a bit different from a foreign film about farmers and samurai. Not sure if ull get hard watching farmers
Man B: whatever ill check it out

I know I know I already made a post about C-Webb's return to the Warriors. I can't help but be excited. He is nowhere near the player he once was but watching that video just shows how good he was. I'll take about 25% of what he was in that Warriors video. He doesn't look too bad in the Pistons video highlights eh? Lots of people seem to be worried that Webber will start b**ching about playing time but I'm sure Nelson has worked it out with him. If anything, having Webber prevents the Lakers from getting him. Lets go WEBBER!!!!!!!!!!

Go to Voodoo on Friday cause the red carpet will definitely be out for Mr. Chardx himself.

TaliWackerr: when i chardx roll through
TaliWackerr: you beettter have the red carpet out
TaliWackerr: and kiss my pimp ring

Haha watch Ray Lewis go through a lie detector test. One of the youtube comments says "Did you stab an innocent man and kill him following Super Bowl XXXIV?" =/

I don't know how much juice he has left but signing him certainly won't make us worse. Perhaps he can teach Biedrins a couple of moves eh eh? Gary Payton, are you next?!?!?
______________________________________________________
Man A: Hey what you doing next thursday?
Girl A: i dunno. why?
Man A: i have tickets to the warriors game. you wanna go?
Girl A: well i'm not much of a baseball fan.
Man A: ok that says it all..

JUNO is instantly one of my favs, fo-shizz.
___________________________________________________________
TaliWackerr: i was a bitch like him once
TaliWackerr: look at me now

Natalie Portman

SAVE ME = (

Do yourself a favor and watch it. Here's a link of things that you can do to help.


http://www.climatecrisis.net/takeaction/whatyoucando/index.html

Man A: man ill never forget him giving 1 can of coke for 3 or 4 people
Man B: did you ever ask him for like skittles
Man A: or hearing about him putting chips in his pocket so noone eats it
Man B: haha
Man A: that's hella extreme, its some kind of sickness
Man B: like you can ask can I have some skittles or m&m's and he'll give you 1
Man A: haha
Man B: literally 1 and he'll make a big show of it, like he'll dig one out, and then drop it in your hand from a few inches above as if he was some sort of god blessing his children below
________________________________________________________
Man A: I also thought about what it would like to cut a hole in a beached whale and f**k it
Man B: AHHAH dood wtf ur sick man
Man A: hahhahahha I was referencing fat girls, even fattys need love...j/k

Itbbetter2maro: How's work going
Itbbetter2maro: I'm hella bored I've been sitting at my desk for almost 3 hours listenning to justin timberlake
Straight Dirrrty: damn playa thats too much info.

HAHHAHA I can't get enough of these
____________________________________________________________
Man A: Does ur work care if u watch videos on ur comp?
Man B: yeah
Man A: can u watch the warriors game?
Man B: fool i just told u i cant watch videos, what makes u think i can watch games

____________________________________________________________
Man A: n***a is crazy, opps sorry for the N word
Man B: haha, its cool...all the mi dengs aren't at work today
Man A: oh yeah, its MLK day today
Man B: yeah
Man A: no wonder popeyes and sh*t was packed

Looks like an interesting combo.
________________________________________________________________
NY Giants +7.5 at Green Bay

He's quite an interesting guy...
_______________________________________________________
Daddy Fast Hands: know any good orgies?
Straight Dirrrty: WTF
Straight Dirrrty: wrong IM?
Daddy Fast Hands: i thought you were straigt dirty so i thought you might know of some orgies
Straight Dirrrty: hahah negative

Man A: Hahah he's like playing like he's 28! When he's almost 40. Great ending if he wins
Girl A: Playing like he's 16 the way I like em.

__________________________________________________________
Man A: I hate it when he smiles, I just want to f*cken knock his teeth in.