Never Use Mi-Deng Again
July 7, 2008
at
10:47 AM
Vietnamese girl: Watch out the mi-deng is coming. (In Vietnamese)
Man: What? I know I'm Mi-Deng. Don't hate.
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SWIRL CULTURE
June 30, 2008
at
8:43 AM
If you're a fan of yogurt or just want a place to hang, go check it out.
http://www.swirlculture.com/
1400 Grant St
(between Green St & Union St)
San Francisco, CA 94133
http://www.swirlculture.com/SC_Promo_card.pdf (Special Offer)
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Mean Girls
June 27, 2008
at
2:58 PM
Girl A: I was on the phone with him and he said that he can visit me on Tuesday Wednesday or Thursday and I said hmmm Thursday sounds good and he said. Hmm... you can pick two days, it was like someone telling me I can pick two desserts. I had to think about it.
Man A: Hahah you consider him as good a dessert.
Girl A: Mmm no it's more like.. I want two desserts but I will regret it after eating the second because I would be too full.
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Girl A: You know what she told me yesterday? She said she use to be anorexic. Haha, I thought you might get a really good kick out of that.
Girl B: HAHA!!! she must have found a really good cure for it.
Man A: Hahah you consider him as good a dessert.
Girl A: Mmm no it's more like.. I want two desserts but I will regret it after eating the second because I would be too full.
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Girl A: You know what she told me yesterday? She said she use to be anorexic. Haha, I thought you might get a really good kick out of that.
Girl B: HAHA!!! she must have found a really good cure for it.
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Haha
June 22, 2008
at
8:23 PM
Cop: Why do you go to the most lit corner to go pee? Do you like to see your shadow or something?
Man A: Um...
Man B: We are all student trying to graduate, we aren't bad kids.
Cop: What major are you guys?
Man B: We're finance majors.
Cop: WTF is finance. Oh you guys all in college? Oh you guys are on the 5 year plan right? or is it the 7 year plan.
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Man A: Man, you know whenever we go anywhere that guy has to say stupid sh*t to be the center of attention.
Man B: Whatever fool, he looks like the type to jerk off than immediately cry after he's finished.
Man A: Um...
Man B: We are all student trying to graduate, we aren't bad kids.
Cop: What major are you guys?
Man B: We're finance majors.
Cop: WTF is finance. Oh you guys all in college? Oh you guys are on the 5 year plan right? or is it the 7 year plan.
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Man A: Man, you know whenever we go anywhere that guy has to say stupid sh*t to be the center of attention.
Man B: Whatever fool, he looks like the type to jerk off than immediately cry after he's finished.
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Joke Of The Day
June 19, 2008
at
2:53 PM
Haha my co-worker sent this to me...
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.
Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr. Chang.
So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said 'OK take off all your crose. ' The woman did as she was told. 'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.' Again the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.' So she did.
Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said 'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary disease.
Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.' Worried the woman asked anxiously 'Oh my God Dr.Chang what is Ed Zachary Disease ?'
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your butt.'
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.
Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr. Chang.
So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said 'OK take off all your crose. ' The woman did as she was told. 'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.' Again the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.' So she did.
Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said 'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary disease.
Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.' Worried the woman asked anxiously 'Oh my God Dr.Chang what is Ed Zachary Disease ?'
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your butt.'
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BOM=MULE
June 11, 2008
at
9:46 AM
B0mbasaur: ann and i went all the way to trader joes on coleman
B0mbasaur: haha
B0mbasaur: fuck had to carry back hella groceries though
B0mbasaur: i felt like a mule
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da DongSong: she has a black hubby or something
da DongSong: there's no close up of his back weiner
Straight Dirrrty: haha
Straight Dirrrty: sth u wuold say that aobut her black hubby
B0mbasaur: haha
B0mbasaur: fuck had to carry back hella groceries though
B0mbasaur: i felt like a mule
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da DongSong: she has a black hubby or something
da DongSong: there's no close up of his back weiner
Straight Dirrrty: haha
Straight Dirrrty: sth u wuold say that aobut her black hubby
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COOKIE MONSTER
May 26, 2008
at
7:43 PM
Girl A: I saw this fat girl wearing a hello kitty costume. It was.... scary looking on her, it looked like hello kitty ate her.
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Random Jamarcus: Hey Girl, you're like a cookie (chocolate chip) cause I see your beauty mark. (while pulling girls arm and points to his eye referring to her beauty mark)
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BUY ME
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Random Jamarcus: Hey Girl, you're like a cookie (chocolate chip) cause I see your beauty mark. (while pulling girls arm and points to his eye referring to her beauty mark)
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BUY ME
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The Office (Japanese Version)
May 18, 2008
at
11:31 AM
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lOu is k0ol: man he looks hella weird
lOu is k0ol: he is hella short
lOu is k0ol: but his bottom half
lOu is k0ol: is like hella huge
Straight Dirrrty: damn that was homo
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Tashard Choice (Cowboys) Pregame Hype
May 13, 2008
at
11:08 AM
If you guys need motivation or to get hyped up, here's the video to watch. Ed Reed's got nothing on Tashard Choice (sorry Digital).
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Chino Rockwell Presents: Fight Club's Greatest Hits
May 8, 2008
at
10:50 AM
Bringing it back old school
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da DongSong: dongers charm took over
b0mbasaur: hahaha gth
da DongSong: hahahahh
b0mbasaur: it is pretty charming
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aimkit patel: sigh love is beautiful
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da DongSong: dongers charm took over
b0mbasaur: hahaha gth
da DongSong: hahahahh
b0mbasaur: it is pretty charming
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aimkit patel: sigh love is beautiful
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Yahoo ANSWERS knows ALL!!!
at
10:00 AM
I was bored at work and contemplating some things so of course I logged into the Yahoo Answers page. I came up with this and don't ask me what I was searching for originally. STFU!!!
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HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO
May 5, 2008
at
2:51 PM
Man A: So are you sad about the situation?
Girl A: I have a small feeling of sadness in my heart but it might be heartburn.
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