STRAIGHT DIRRRTY

Man: I'm f***ing hungry dude for some chow fun or something
like some fresh p***y

Drunk Girl: OMG, seriously the room is spinning but I'm not. What the hell!??!??! I want to text him, "Hey bitch you broke my heart mend it back together". But I won't. HAHA

Girl: I play with Anthony. I like his ball.
Man: Pervert...
Girl: Even though it's so hard to grip...OMG
Man: Even more perverted...

Girl: What? Don't be judging me! Staring at me while I grab the onion ring.
Man: I'm not. Um don't get the wrong idea. Its cause I wanted to eat it myself...

Man A: Now come out and pay your pimp his money!
Man B: What the...

Man A: There you go! There you go! Go hard.
Man B: I feel it! I feel it!
Man A: You homo...

-Jacklin 24 Hour Fitness