STRAIGHT DIRRRTY

Check out the John Mayer "TV SHOW" on youtube if you have the chance

Man A: can u watch a foreign film in black n white though for 3 hours
Man B: b*tch please, I've watched Pron for hours in black and white before
Man A: hahah k well pron is a bit different from a foreign film about farmers and samurai. Not sure if ull get hard watching farmers
Man B: whatever ill check it out

I know I know I already made a post about C-Webb's return to the Warriors. I can't help but be excited. He is nowhere near the player he once was but watching that video just shows how good he was. I'll take about 25% of what he was in that Warriors video. He doesn't look too bad in the Pistons video highlights eh? Lots of people seem to be worried that Webber will start b**ching about playing time but I'm sure Nelson has worked it out with him. If anything, having Webber prevents the Lakers from getting him. Lets go WEBBER!!!!!!!!!!

Go to Voodoo on Friday cause the red carpet will definitely be out for Mr. Chardx himself.

TaliWackerr: when i chardx roll through
TaliWackerr: you beettter have the red carpet out
TaliWackerr: and kiss my pimp ring

Haha watch Ray Lewis go through a lie detector test. One of the youtube comments says "Did you stab an innocent man and kill him following Super Bowl XXXIV?" =/

I don't know how much juice he has left but signing him certainly won't make us worse. Perhaps he can teach Biedrins a couple of moves eh eh? Gary Payton, are you next?!?!?
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Man A: Hey what you doing next thursday?
Girl A: i dunno. why?
Man A: i have tickets to the warriors game. you wanna go?
Girl A: well i'm not much of a baseball fan.
Man A: ok that says it all..

JUNO is instantly one of my favs, fo-shizz.
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TaliWackerr: i was a bitch like him once
TaliWackerr: look at me now

Natalie Portman

SAVE ME = (

Do yourself a favor and watch it. Here's a link of things that you can do to help.


http://www.climatecrisis.net/takeaction/whatyoucando/index.html

Man A: man ill never forget him giving 1 can of coke for 3 or 4 people
Man B: did you ever ask him for like skittles
Man A: or hearing about him putting chips in his pocket so noone eats it
Man B: haha
Man A: that's hella extreme, its some kind of sickness
Man B: like you can ask can I have some skittles or m&m's and he'll give you 1
Man A: haha
Man B: literally 1 and he'll make a big show of it, like he'll dig one out, and then drop it in your hand from a few inches above as if he was some sort of god blessing his children below
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Man A: I also thought about what it would like to cut a hole in a beached whale and f**k it
Man B: AHHAH dood wtf ur sick man
Man A: hahhahahha I was referencing fat girls, even fattys need love...j/k

Itbbetter2maro: How's work going
Itbbetter2maro: I'm hella bored I've been sitting at my desk for almost 3 hours listenning to justin timberlake
Straight Dirrrty: damn playa thats too much info.

HAHHAHA I can't get enough of these
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Man A: Does ur work care if u watch videos on ur comp?
Man B: yeah
Man A: can u watch the warriors game?
Man B: fool i just told u i cant watch videos, what makes u think i can watch games

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Man A: n***a is crazy, opps sorry for the N word
Man B: haha, its cool...all the mi dengs aren't at work today
Man A: oh yeah, its MLK day today
Man B: yeah
Man A: no wonder popeyes and sh*t was packed

Looks like an interesting combo.
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NY Giants +7.5 at Green Bay

He's quite an interesting guy...
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Daddy Fast Hands: know any good orgies?
Straight Dirrrty: WTF
Straight Dirrrty: wrong IM?
Daddy Fast Hands: i thought you were straigt dirty so i thought you might know of some orgies
Straight Dirrrty: hahah negative

Man A: Hahah he's like playing like he's 28! When he's almost 40. Great ending if he wins
Girl A: Playing like he's 16 the way I like em.

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Man A: I hate it when he smiles, I just want to f*cken knock his teeth in.

Seattle at Green Bay -7.5
Seattle at Green Bay Under 44
Jacksonville at New England -13.5
Jacksonville at New England Over 51

Girl A: Like...the crowd is like...so diff compared to the other places
like....it reminds me of hollywood. like how everyone's all flashy and they're all persian guys with waxed eyebrows and goatees wearing true religion jeans and tight man blouses. u know what im talkin bout?

Man A: haha yes that place is known for that.

Girl A: haha yea last night it was like persians and dumas

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Man A: You remember ********? She works at Victoria's Secret.
Man B: No way, thought she was smart.
Man A: No, not really.

Check out http://www.basickclothing.com/ if you want some Tee's that only cool people have. Do YOU want to be cool?!?!? (If you don't want to order it online just ask me.)
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Decided to post my NYR list..so that I have it recorded somewhere.

1. Finish reading the Intelligent Investor and MAYBE another book
2. Be more open/vocal/firm
3. Be nicer to family
4. Have more patience
5. Save more money
6. Try more restaurants
7. Retire the tank
8. Take a vacation (outside of California/Nevada)
9. Find a productive hobby (photography?)
10. Learn how to cook more than eggs
11. Ignore haters that give them salty looks
12. Be more decisive
13. Be better with directions
14. Use what I learned in school
15. Remain undefeated

Man A: I hate girls =(
Man B: I know they are kinda gay at times...a lot of the time. Boys only stay with them for hanky panky. They always wanna drop their f**kin drama on your shoulders and then when you give advice on what to do...they get more mad so dumb.
Man A: Hhahahahaha
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Man A: Alright I'm gonna take ****** instead cause he's much more down.
Man B: Your a heartless f*ck. Sorry to hear you got 2nd grade back up.

Man A: Don't take the opp for granted like I did. I'm now a victim of my own loneliness and erections.
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Man A: Aite I'm gonna think about life and perhaps shed a tear.
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Man A: Haha I can't believe I hit the parlay.
Man B: You got lucky f***got, Vince Young can suck it. Shut up f***got. I'm gonna shower.
Man B: haha wtf you b*tch you're so rude.
Man A: The more you call me rude the more rude I'm gonna be so stfu
Man B: wtf you rude ass punk.
Man A: Whatever, your pimp will pay you Tuesday

Whopper Freak Out (Ghetto version)
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Straight Dirrrty: u missed out on the party of the year
Itbbetter2maro: playa this friendship has gone sour
Itbbetter2maro: Haha
Itbbetter2maro: Dennis wants u to come over right now
Straight Dirrrty: haha
Straight Dirrrty: cant maybe later
Itbbetter2maro: I'm only talking to u cause dennis told me to not cause were friends or anything

Washington +3 at Seattle
Washington at Seattle Under 39
Jacksonville Jaguars at Pittsburgh +2.5

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Girl A: My hair feels all frizzy cause of the rain.
Older Woman: My hair feels like a limp d*ck.
Girl A: HAhahahahahha poor *****
Older Woman: Uh I mean limp stick.
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Man A: What does your tat mean?
Man B: Um, I'll kill you all.
Man C: Oh sh*t.

People always ask me what do you do at work? Well, there you go.
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Straight Dirrrty: http://www.theorphanagemovie.com/
AznRicePicker: that movie doesn't look funny at all!
AznRicePicker: nothing like Annie
Straight Dirrrty: haha
Straight Dirrrty: annie?
AznRicePicker: haha the broadway musical
AznRicePicker: hard knock life?
AznRicePicker: haha dude, you're so unclassy