STRAIGHT DIRRRTY

I couldn't find a video of this D-bags flops but this video will have to do. I really do hate this stupid @ss f*cken donkey butthole eater.

Look at that vicious body attack =/
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Man A: Shut up, I want to hear Dennis sing (rock banding).
Man B: Dude, you are such a groupie.

It has been brought to my attention that I am losing readers(Nhon) due to my lack of updates. Sorry I forgot what was more important to me.
Blog > Work
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Girl A: He acted like every time we did it, God would strike him with a lightning bolt.
Man A: HAHAHAHHAHAHA

Found an article on Laurence "Koolaid" Maroney of the New England Patriots. One of his favorite quotes on his face book is

"Your @ss backwards if you chase h*es, chase the cheese they come with the sh*t.”

You gotta love these young athletes.
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Man A: I workin out my abs so when u wrap ur arms around me you'll pop a boner

Man A: I'm trying to figure out if my devastating attraction to females is more physiological or psychological.
Man B: Haha, work is messing you up.
Man A: Haha I'm not gonna lie, I think hella dirty thoughts while the controller is explaining sh*t to me. I hella zone out and just think about boning hella b*tches. I hella mask my insanity there.
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AHHAHA I found this online

Black lady: Listen, you camel jockey, I don't care what you say, you was wrong to do that!
Middle Eastern man: Oh, shut up, you stupid n***a! I'm tired of hearing your sh*t! Go f*ck yourself!
Black woman passerby: Oh my god, who the hell are you to be talking to my beautiful black sister like that?! You ain't got no right to talk to anybody black like that!
Black lady: B*tch, who the sh*t are you? Don't be talkin' to my husband like that!

A man was happily driving along in his car late one Saturday night when a cop pulled him over. The policeman walked up to him and asked, “Have you been drinking, sir?”

Confused, the man replied, “Why? Was I weaving all over the road?”

“No,” said the policeman. “You were driving splendidly. It was the incredibly ugly girl in the passenger seat that gave you away.”

OUCH

Man A: Dude, can I borrow some of your fluff?
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Man A: Not your fault your a stud.
Man B: Haha that was incredibly homo.
Man A: Don't act like that didn't make you feel good.
Man B: ...Haha sth

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