STRAIGHT DIRRRTY

MUST BUY

Girl A: I saw this fat girl wearing a hello kitty costume. It was.... scary looking on her, it looked like hello kitty ate her.
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Random Jamarcus: Hey Girl, you're like a cookie (chocolate chip) cause I see your beauty mark. (while pulling girls arm and points to his eye referring to her beauty mark)
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BUY ME

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lOu is k0ol: man he looks hella weird
lOu is k0ol: he is hella short
lOu is k0ol: but his bottom half
lOu is k0ol: is like hella huge
Straight Dirrrty: damn that was homo

If you guys need motivation or to get hyped up, here's the video to watch. Ed Reed's got nothing on Tashard Choice (sorry Digital).

Bringing it back old school

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da DongSong: dongers charm took over
b0mbasaur: hahaha gth
da DongSong: hahahahh
b0mbasaur: it is pretty charming
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aimkit patel: sigh love is beautiful

I was bored at work and contemplating some things so of course I logged into the Yahoo Answers page. I came up with this and don't ask me what I was searching for originally. STFU!!!

Man A: So are you sad about the situation?
Girl A: I have a small feeling of sadness in my heart but it might be heartburn.