Man A: If I paid you 100 dollars, would you whack off to gay porn?
Man B: Yea but I don't think my cac could get hard? even if I strokin like mad
Man A: Haha
Man B: Prob start a fire before it get hard
CHAMPIONSHIPPPPPPPPPPPP
August 19, 2008
at
9:14 AM
Found this in a random fantasy football forum
Man A: Lets name other football players that could be named after Transformers. Okay we all know Calvin Johnson is Megatron. I say Santonio Holmes is Bumblebee cause he's black and yellow.
Man B: Terrell Owens is Starscream then cause he's a whiny b*tch.
Man A: Lets name other football players that could be named after Transformers. Okay we all know Calvin Johnson is Megatron. I say Santonio Holmes is Bumblebee cause he's black and yellow.
Man B: Terrell Owens is Starscream then cause he's a whiny b*tch.
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HELLA IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER
at
10:48 AM
Stripper: Wait, what are you doing? (while Man A takes a sniff)
Man A: Uh, smelling your c*nt.
Stripper: Oh okay. (continues to do her thang)
Man A: Uh, smelling your c*nt.
Stripper: Oh okay. (continues to do her thang)
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BRANDON MARSHALL'S RESPONSE TO PACMAN
August 14, 2008
at
9:08 AM
“He’s nowhere near T.O.,” Jones said. “He’s a good athlete, but he ain’t on T.O.’s level. T.O. is 10 times faster and 10 times bigger. I wouldn’t say he’s nowhere near T.O.”
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