STRAIGHT DIRRRTY

Good Luck Main Event

Black Lady: I love oriental food! Sometimes I eat a whole catfish and his eyeball is staring right at me. And I'm just like, you can keep staring but that's not going to stop me from eating you.

Man A: Um...Okay

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Man A: Damnit Tim Duncan is sooooo good. I wish the Warriors had someone like him. It's so hard to find talented big men these days.
Girl A: I found my talented big man.
Man A: OH man that was good haha.

Man A: So are you going to be a free man tomorrow night?
Man B: I don't know. So..am I going to be a free man tomorrow night?
Girl A: DO WHATEVER YOU WANT!!!
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TaliWackerr: dude get your pants
TaliWackerr: and pay me
TaliWackerr: you think i want you to look steezy with your new pants
TaliWackerr: i jus want my moneyz
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Boss Man: You got any of those big rubbers?
Girl A: Like these?
Boss Man: Yeah! Now I got a hand full of rubbers.
Girl A: You want bigger ones?
Boss Man: I'm not that proud.
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Man A: Your pants are at my house. When do you want to pick them up?
Man B: Dude what the hell?!?!?
Man C: The NEW pants that he bought me!
Man B: Well, it still sounded gay.