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Ceviche De Camaron

Caldo De Mariscos aka Taste Of The Good Life (It really means that in Spanish)
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I decided to give El Buen Gusto a second try because I was told that they are actually known for their seafood. My favorite dish on the menu was the Caldo De Mariscos. It's a soup with oysters, squid, mussels, scallops, crab, clam, and shrimp. It comes with tortilla's on the side and you have to put onions and lime for maximum enjoyment. If you are a seafood fan, you have to give it a shot. I must say I truly had a taste of the good life and you should too =)


Taste 4.5/5
Price 4/5
Location 4/5
Service 5/5

"I think the hardest thing for a black man to do in this society, one of them, is to think when he's mad."

-Allen Iverson


Wow that was pretty dirty.

Milwaukee at New York +2
Boston at Miami +3
Indiana at Seattle +1.5
Orlando at Phoenix -5.5
Fresno State at New Mexico State Under 64.5

Good Luck


Update Late Add
New Mexico State +13.5

I heard there's a competition with whoever has the sickest bike on the block. KAWS = WEAK + beasty (yeah I'm starting a blog war). This bicycle right here is what they call D Supreme Back.

Vanessa Hudgens of High School Musical...I'm sure this one will cause a lot of people to say/think you pervert but WHATEVER. The girl is a kyooootie and has mad "steez". The picture scandal was a blow to her image but we can all forgive and forget.

There is free money out there, just got to find it =/

Green Bay at Dallas -7
Rutgers at Louisville -2.5
Denver at Lakers -5

I tried a little burrito shack called Mariscos La Costa (on Monterey) for lunch today. I believe they are more known for their seafood but I decided to get the carne asada burrito a shot (since I didn't want to drive to La Vic's every time I got a burrito craving at work). The burritos were not pricey (less than 6 bucks for burrito and Horchata) at all and I didn't have to wait too long. The burrito tasted pretty good but it wasn't packed too tight like the way I like it. There was a lot of meat in there but seemed to have too much sour cream. La Vic's is still light years ahead of this place but its still pretty good and close to my work. The moment I finished my burrito I had a crazy stomachache. It burned a hole in my ass for three separate occasions today. I'm trying to figure out if it was the hot sauce or the actual burrito. Not sure if I'm ready to try the burrito again to figure out what gave me a stomachache. As of now, I will label their burrito as IS (insta-shit = instant + shit) since it made me rush him. By the way, I'll have a camera shortly so I'll get to take REAL pictures of all the burritos that I eat. That is all.

Taste 3/5
Price 5/5
Location 2/5 (bad neighborhood)
Service 5/5

Frank: Is that why your playing tennis to lose ur belly? haha
Man Phan: Nah bitch, I'm playing tennis because my belly sticks out now.

Song Hye-Kyo
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Man A: He is one of those guys that are always hard.
Man B: Wow, that was really homo.

Sean Taylor
April 1, 1983 - November 27, 2007

I stumbled upon Marshawn Lynch's blog and was shocked at what I saw. I guess I got to respect the guy for his realness hahah. Here is an excerpt from his first post...

"whats good yardbarkers what it do its ya local neighborhood running back outta OAKLAND....in buffalo playin for da bills...if u looked at da headline reading DAMN its cause ive been out 4 da past two weeks and its been hurting me not to b out der wit ma teammates even if we losing....i just cant wait til i can get back out der wit ma bra bras (teammates).....but dis just ma lil intro until i can get back to yall wit a lil mo....stay solid til next time"

Man A: Foo, my friend is going to get me in a Pharrell video.
Man B: Play on playaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Kyoooooooooooooooootie Pie + graduated from Harvard = Rashida Jones

Man A: I'm like semi delirious right now, all I can think about is pastrami tacos and London broil steaks.

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Man A: You know what's crazy, how one holding penalty can change a punt return.
Man B: A holding penalty can also change a friendship.

Man A: Aye you with the hat, shut the fuck up. Aye you in the corner, shut the fuck up. Aye you laughing ass n***a, shut the fuck up.
Man B: You don't know me. You shut the fuck up.
Man A: Sorry.

This is what I eat for Thanksgiving. When people ask me what do I eat for Thanksgiving, I usually say a pot full of stuff aka hot pot.

Dwight Schrute: Ever since Michael dumped Jan for Carol, Jan's been bitching out on him. Reject a woman and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also, weak arms.

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Jan: How would a movie increase productivity, Michael? How on earth would it do that?

Michael Scott: People work faster after.

Jan: Magically.

Michael Scott: No. They have to, to make up for the time they lost watching the movie.

It's been a slow couple of days..so I present you this.

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He IS straight CASH

My friend found her manager's new year resolution list from 1999 (when he was 21) and I thought it was pretty funny.

Santonio's my boy



I don't even know what to say about this one.

"You should totally go for it and snag onto him and never let go"



Hey we've all been guilty of wearing over-sized shirts to hide the gut. Big Black tees at the beach are NOT in.

If you guys see him today wish him a Happy B-Day, you probably won't get to speak to him after his Judgement Day.

Here's a mix of Angela and Dwight's (The Office) awkward moments

The Warriors end their losing streak tonight! Three reasons why I still believe in the Warriors...

In my prime, I use to be able to eat ten strips and still not be full. That is all.

It would be awesome to have a boss like him, don't you think?

When will the Dolphins get their first win of the season = (

Man A: I hope you lose, so I can be 1 and you can be 2. Oh and that's the ranking of the men in her life.

-AIM

Girl A: I feel like he broke my heart and rubbed salt all over it and pounded it with a meat cleaver

-AIM

Man A: I'm worried that the iphone will freeze, he said he got his and it just kept freezing.
Man B: That's because he got the g-phone the one that's compatible with his sexuality.

Man A: Sorry to hear you don't answer
Man B: Fool, I'm busy
Man A: wutever cant spend 5 seconds to im
Man B: You f**
Man A: WTF that hurts, sorry to hear me trying to be your friend isn't good enough
Man B: Can I donkey punch you
Man A: If thats what it takes for me to be your friend
Man B: hahaha....