STRAIGHT DIRRRTY

Man A: Sorry to hear you don't answer
Man B: Fool, I'm busy
Man A: wutever cant spend 5 seconds to im
Man B: You f**
Man A: WTF that hurts, sorry to hear me trying to be your friend isn't good enough
Man B: Can I donkey punch you
Man A: If thats what it takes for me to be your friend
Man B: hahaha....