STRAIGHT DIRRRTY

Found an article on Laurence "Koolaid" Maroney of the New England Patriots. One of his favorite quotes on his face book is

"Your @ss backwards if you chase h*es, chase the cheese they come with the sh*t.”

You gotta love these young athletes.
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Man A: I workin out my abs so when u wrap ur arms around me you'll pop a boner