STRAIGHT DIRRRTY

Man A: man ill never forget him giving 1 can of coke for 3 or 4 people
Man B: did you ever ask him for like skittles
Man A: or hearing about him putting chips in his pocket so noone eats it
Man B: haha
Man A: that's hella extreme, its some kind of sickness
Man B: like you can ask can I have some skittles or m&m's and he'll give you 1
Man A: haha
Man B: literally 1 and he'll make a big show of it, like he'll dig one out, and then drop it in your hand from a few inches above as if he was some sort of god blessing his children below
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Man A: I also thought about what it would like to cut a hole in a beached whale and f**k it
Man B: AHHAH dood wtf ur sick man
Man A: hahhahahha I was referencing fat girls, even fattys need love...j/k