STRAIGHT DIRRRTY

Man A: Don't take the opp for granted like I did. I'm now a victim of my own loneliness and erections.
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Man A: Aite I'm gonna think about life and perhaps shed a tear.
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Man A: Haha I can't believe I hit the parlay.
Man B: You got lucky f***got, Vince Young can suck it. Shut up f***got. I'm gonna shower.
Man B: haha wtf you b*tch you're so rude.
Man A: The more you call me rude the more rude I'm gonna be so stfu
Man B: wtf you rude ass punk.
Man A: Whatever, your pimp will pay you Tuesday