STRAIGHT DIRRRTY

Cop: Why do you go to the most lit corner to go pee? Do you like to see your shadow or something?
Man A: Um...
Man B: We are all student trying to graduate, we aren't bad kids.
Cop: What major are you guys?
Man B: We're finance majors.
Cop: WTF is finance. Oh you guys all in college? Oh you guys are on the 5 year plan right? or is it the 7 year plan.
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Man A: Man, you know whenever we go anywhere that guy has to say stupid sh*t to be the center of attention.
Man B: Whatever fool, he looks like the type to jerk off than immediately cry after he's finished.