STRAIGHT DIRRRTY

DMV Woman (Chicago): Is Christine Win Yin Tam your name?
Christine: Yes
DMV Woman: Are you a citizen?
Christine: Yes
DMV Woman: Was Christine your name when you became a citizen? What does your middle name mean?
Christine: Oh I'm not too sure actually.
DMV Woman: You should find out. It could mean little flower or something. You should ask your mother.
Christine: Yea I should...

OWNAGE
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Straight Dirrrty: why hello there brother
TaliWackerr: your brother status is on hold right now
Straight Dirrrty: wtf
Straight Dirrrty: i guess your life is on hold then
TaliWackerr: f*ck you
Straight Dirrrty: that's cool that you would say that to your older brother
TaliWackerr: like i said your brother status is now on hold
TaliWackerr: you'll get it back
TaliWackerr: in a day
TaliWackerr: maybe a month
TaliWackerr: maybe a year
TaliWackerr: maybe never
Straight Dirrrty: whatever
Straight Dirrrty: im sth
TaliWackerr: about what
Straight Dirrrty: about brotherhood
TaliWackerr: ive decided that i will let you back into my life
TaliWackerr: dont take me for granted anymore
Straight Dirrrty: haha ok