STRAIGHT DIRRRTY

Random Hobo: Im a playa just like yall. It's all about the p***y tonight. I got you, I got you. I'm like Mike Tyson, n***a I'm back. Aye where you going? Help a playa out.
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Man A: I don't even remember putting the sausage in my mouth.
Girl A: That's what she said.
Man A: Oh man, no homo?