STRAIGHT DIRRRTY

Dallas Cowboys -10.5 at Carolina Panthers
Nevada +3 at New Mexico
Nevada at New Mexico Over 57
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Man A: Dude the bouncer told me to take off my hoody and pull my pants up.
Man B: Tell that mother f*cker we will fucking buy this entire place and turn it into a f*cking children's playground.

-Overheard at The LOFT
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Man A: F*cking pathetic, for that I hope you have sex with her and send it to him through a web-cam live...Not any sex, hot jungle sex, the one that hurts people the most =/