STRAIGHT DIRRRTY

Man A: Yo how do you make your legs look bigger, I have chicken legs.
Man B: Working out chest only doesn't make your legs bigger.
Man A: I don't only work out my chest. I just work on it a little bit harder then most parts.
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Man A: I like cafe sua da.
Man B: Sometimes it could be too much for me, like I get a headache then get light headed. It's kinda like dating a Vietnamese girl.
Man A: Haha sorry to hear that one.
Man B: Vietnamese girls are like Vietnamese food...delicious and cheap but the end results can be very dangerous.