STRAIGHT DIRRRTY

Man A: I want to see LONG squirt.
Man B: You know how bad that sounds?
Man A: F*CK!
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Girl A: Do you mow it? or let it go wild?
Man A: I like my hair to be the same from head to toe.
Girl A: Lol.
Man A: Short and spikey
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Man A: I think if you put me in a room with him for 1 week, I might kill myself. Or kill him, someone is going to die for sure.
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Man A: So can I get your number?
Girl A: Um...I forgot my number.
Man B: What the hell, you just gave your number to him (not Man A) HAHAHAHA.