STRAIGHT DIRRRTY

Man A: No work today?
Girl A: I finished prob get slammed at 430 or something.
Man A: Damn sorry to hear about slamage.
Girl A: Yeah I don’t like that kind of slammage, dunno where I was going w/ that.
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Man A: Here hold the popcorn.
Man Phan B: No, I don't want to make my khaki's smell.
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Man A: Help me eat some popcorn.
Man Phan B: No, I don't want to gain weight.
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Man A: He's crazy, I'm gonna get my 4 yr. degree very soon, I can't be hanging out w/ him anymore. That's unprofessional.