STRAIGHT DIRRRTY

Man A: So should we reserve your seat next to hers?
Girl A: Reserve her face for my fist.
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Straight Dirrrty: how was vegas
Useful Widget: we met a powerful dealer
Useful Widget: me and man turned super saiyan
Straight Dirrrty: hahah then?
Useful Widget: but she had power lvl 1000000000000000
Straight Dirrrty: hahaha
Straight Dirrrty: =(
Useful Widget: and she hit us for 500 dollars
Straight Dirrrty: ahah what a dirty whore
Useful Widget: we got away though with our lives
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Straight Dirrrty: i think we're gonna play football tomorrow
Straight Dirrrty: did u want to play
Useful Widget: hmmmm yeah
Useful Widget: ill play
Straight Dirrrty: do u have insurance
Straight Dirrrty: damn u one down mother fucker
Straight Dirrrty: haha no questions asked
Useful Widget: i don't need insurance
Useful Widget: people who play against me need insurance
Useful Widget: and i will sell it to them
Straight Dirrrty: HAHAHA good one.